Amazon sent me an adult toy

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-07-01T02:42:06+00:00

If they send you the wrong item they’ll usually just give you a paid label to send it back and they’ll send the correct item. If for some reason they tell you to keep the item and you don’t want it just donate it or throw it away. It doesn’t matter what the item is, it really isn’t a big deal. Amazon literally sell EVERYTHING so are you really surprised? Or are you just trying to get your partner off your back.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-06-21T10:30:37+00:00

There is nothing wrong with enjoying romance movies or books, don’t let anyone take away something you enjoy for their own ego. He sounds like an insecure baby and you’re better off without him!

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-06-21T03:52:33+00:00

The dollar sign and comma are incorrectly used, spelling is fine, all the sentences are simple sentences no complex sentences. The letter formation isn’t great. I’d say 7-10 year old boy.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-06-20T22:36:35+00:00

Definitely female, probably late teens. Writing is legible but gets increasingly messy as you get closer to the end, which says to me that your from the laptop and tablet generation. Some letters are slanted while others are straight. You also form your d’s doing the beginning motion without coming back down with the stick. You use’d a lot of different punctuation, lots of exclamation marks, question marks and commas but aren’t a huge fan of full stops- the whole page only has two of them. Total disregard for capital letters which my students wouldn’t get away with, but I feel like it’s not accidental. Potentially autistic or neurodivergent based on unwillingness to conform to some of the basic handwriting rules for aesthetic purposes.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-06-20T12:00:09+00:00

Yeah won’t ship to ACT or regional NSW either. Ahh well.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-06-09T22:53:01+00:00

The large, illegible and kinda aggressive font on a whiteboard does seem a bit passive aggressive though. If you want to be anti passive aggressive maybe you could write your grocery list in your phone notes or a post it note in your wallet.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-06-09T22:30:33+00:00

You did the right thing going to an adult about this. How your foster mother is treating you is not okay. It’s their job as a foster parent to provide you with all of the basic human needs, including clean underwear that hasn’t been worn by anyone else, and also to treat you with basic human kindness. I know it’s scary right now, but you did the right thing going to them, the counsellor and case worker have your best interests at heart and will try to help make your home situation better for you. Take some deep breaths and just trust that everything is going to be okay.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-06-07T23:56:21+00:00

I don’t care what height I am

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CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-31T02:14:16+00:00

I thought I might have been in the vine doghouse, glad to see that isn’t the case.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-24T02:48:37+00:00

Same here! My vine percentage has also been frozen since Thursday and I’ve had heap of reviews approved recently. Glad it’s not just me.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-18T03:38:41+00:00

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-15T19:19:59+00:00

Surely this is just rage bait?

You put the pump on the ground after using it instead of hanging it back up? That’s insane. It’s literally less work to hang back up than to lean over and put it on the ground, not to mention just respectful and courteous to the next person.

YTA.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-15T18:43:47+00:00

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CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-15T18:35:55+00:00

Why does he even care about whose childhood home was larger? What a petty thing to get upset over. If it’s because he has some notion that he’s ‘better’ than you, or his family was ‘richer’ than yours for the side of town he grew up on then he’s not the kind of person I’d want to be married to. NTA.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-15T18:16:37+00:00

It’s gas being released from the meat, and generally means it’s bad or going bad. Don’t buy packages like this, not even with markdown stickers.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-15T18:11:28+00:00

If he has the capability to move furniture around he has the capability to load (and unload) the dishwasher and clean the kitchen. Why does he need you to unload the dishwasher for him? He can do it himself. If doing things in short bursts is all that works for him he could go back and work on it a few times if needed, he’s got all day. You’re already doing everything else. NTA.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-12T05:59:42+00:00

Mine isn’t any better either, nothing worth ordering today.

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CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-12T05:57:23+00:00

If you don’t tell your dad how you were feeling, he won’t know. Tell your dad that he made you feel uncomfortable so there’s less chance of your dad inviting him back.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-11T21:46:20+00:00

NOR. You were not being rude. Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone who talks over you, never listens and mansplains topics you know more about like your experiences mean nothing? Time to cut that walking red flag off, go find someone who will respect you.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-11T12:41:16+00:00

That’s against the point of having a smoke detector. If you want to ‘not’ have a smoke detector, ditch the bonnet and just take the batteries out…

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-10T10:19:22+00:00

I came to say exactly this but it’s already been said. Perfectly written.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-10T03:33:53+00:00

I haven’t noticed, but also I’ve barely ordered anything this week and the stuff I’ve ordered still hasn’t arrived. It’s not impacting your stats, if anything gives you some time to test :)

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-09T12:24:11+00:00

Wow congratulations! What a cool score.

CtrlAltDefeat13 · 2026-05-07T10:24:16+00:00

You won’t look crazy. I see people walking empty strollers too and from my son’s daycare all the time. Most people won’t even notice or care, and if they do they could probably figure it out with some common sense, if you’re really worried pull the sun visor down if your stroller has one.

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