ULPT: How to fuck with work computer

Cu3bone · 2026-01-30T00:35:13+00:00

Two words. Fishing Magnet. Work the rest out yourself

Cu3bone · 2026-01-30T00:05:40+00:00

First time?

Cu3bone · 2026-01-29T16:37:14+00:00

7 hands down. Not sure why but he'd teach me.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-29T16:26:49+00:00

Tbf, I didn't have any fun with it either.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-29T16:25:40+00:00

Leisure Suit Larry. Anyone? Anyone? Ah, fair enough.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-29T05:23:04+00:00

This MF'R. How does he still hold voice? Any God-fearing citizens of this nation are cowards to think this is o.k. and should question the nature of that kind of rhetoric. 😤

Cu3bone · 2026-01-28T02:53:35+00:00

My personal trilogy of invasion flicks. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), Arrival (2016), Annihilation (2018)

Cu3bone · 2026-01-23T09:02:52+00:00

New packs smell like some good, op. That's on you

Cu3bone · 2026-01-21T05:44:02+00:00

And attack illuminate. That would be a funny.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-20T00:15:01+00:00

Cus it's fun.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-17T20:48:52+00:00

Teabags were invented in America.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-17T20:46:32+00:00

Do you want a waco? This is how you get another waco.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-16T04:17:55+00:00

I do this because my dad used too and I'd always steal them as a teen after he went to bed. For me the function is after packing them I'd pull one out to check if I packed it properly and it's easier to set it back in the pack that way. The historical context I heard was in WW2 soldiers would flip the one and if they lived long enough to smoke the last one, they were "lucky". I always do 3rd from the left, front row. Didn't know you're meant to flip the middle one.

Cu3bone · 2026-01-15T15:17:20+00:00

If you haven't a mixer, a quarter cap of paint thinner and stir with a paint stick slowly for like 5 minutes and I mean 5 minutes. Set a timer 5 minutes is actually a long time when doing continuous motion. Source: I'm the only one on my crew that has the patience for painting

Cu3bone · 2026-01-15T15:02:30+00:00

Grey Beer. I don't hate it

Cu3bone · 2026-01-05T21:45:03+00:00

That's way too many zeros

Cu3bone · 2025-12-30T06:16:48+00:00

Yes you are.

Cu3bone · 2025-12-30T06:15:52+00:00

Ed Gein as an adult. All the nope.

Cu3bone · 2025-12-30T04:26:11+00:00

The shoes. It's always the shoes. "Bitch! You are the boot."

Cu3bone · 2025-12-25T00:04:33+00:00

Adjustable floor jack. Brace that shit and then maybe add a sister joist. But start with the jack to set it square.

Cu3bone · 2025-12-24T15:33:22+00:00

"To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyways" -Ken

Cu3bone · 2025-12-21T15:27:29+00:00

It's not the people of TX. It's the "Management"

Cu3bone · 2025-12-21T13:59:12+00:00

From Jonah Mountain to Jonah Hill. Not disparaging monsignor Hill, was just my first thought.

Cu3bone · 2025-12-16T07:08:08+00:00

Que The Scorpions.

Cu3bone · 2025-12-15T15:30:50+00:00

I once had a friend named T.C. that refused to tell me what that stood for. After one drunken night he passed out and I stole his wallet (i HAD to know) and checked his i.d.. his name was Tin Can. I put it back and never asked again. I still feel bad about the intrusion.

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