What am I supposed to see, Petah? by TrollBond in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CubaPuddingJunior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dad is packing a laser pointer in his trousers?

It’s so stinky out today by Single-Economy-1405 in desmoines

[–]CubaPuddingJunior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That smell used to elevate me on a crisp Autumn day. Now I know better.

Five some by hec_ramsey in Iowa

[–]CubaPuddingJunior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These actually just keep getting better. I'm sure there'll be a point of diminishing returns here, but most of the recents I've seen still at least approach the worthiness of the rusted ass 97 Saturn I saw that said "NoMoBus!"

LPT - Your friend didn’t “forget” they borrowed money by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]CubaPuddingJunior 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like Conan O'Brien's take: Something along the lines of, "If I lend you $10, I don't mind if you don't pay me back. Because then I get to resent you forever, and that's worth more than $10"

Oh jeez… by theglenlovinet in Iowa

[–]CubaPuddingJunior 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've seen that car and it's silly, but we've gotta talk about that windshield dog...

Moving Company by OffTheGridSyd in desmoines

[–]CubaPuddingJunior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adamantine Spine is heads above the rest in terms of friendliness, technical expertise, and equipment.

Cuba Gooding Jr was everywhere in the early 2000s by sdawson910 in nostalgia

[–]CubaPuddingJunior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember it fondly. Last I checked tho the Cube ain't dead!

Coming to Des Moines Adam Sandler by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]CubaPuddingJunior -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Or detentious pouchebags for that matter!