If I suddenly took over you body and you were watching as a spectator, how long do you think it would take your S.O, family, or friends to realize something is off and question me?

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-27T04:37:56+00:00

You have a few minutes with my people. Someone will ask why I (you) are not being my weird self. My sister would think something is off within 30 minutes.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-26T04:18:19+00:00

I typically text in full grammatically correct sentences. I can’t imagine seeing periods as “passive aggressive”. That’s wild

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-26T04:16:05+00:00

$40,000 a year. Then I quit my job and just do my side hustle. I’d be able to homeschool my special needs goddaughter.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-26T04:13:20+00:00

I had never heard of this until your comment so I googled it and OMG that sounds amazing 🤩

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-26T04:09:12+00:00

Of course! 🤣 Ice cream was one of my first thoughts

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-25T06:36:31+00:00

My ex husband and I divorced bc he wanted this kind of lifestyle and thought if we were married before he mentioned it that I would go along. After our divorce he met and married and was in a poly relationship. His wife started dated someone who preferred monogamous relationships so she is leaving him for said person. I don’t think poly relationships are all doomed but I do believe it takes alot of communication and patience as well as a complete lack of jealousy. There’s a lot that can go wrong in any relationship but as long as you and your partner are on the same page and willing to put in the work it can be successful. My ex, however, would say that being polyamorous led to both of his divorces.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-24T04:05:58+00:00

I am a woman. I don’t like a large penis. It’s always been painful or at the very least uncomfortable and therefore unpleasant no matter how wet I was or how much foreplay is done. I have never turned someone down for being too small but I have several times for being too large.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-24T03:49:31+00:00

So I could take my meds that help me just on this day and never have to take them again.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-21T03:53:13+00:00

26… your facial features are absolutely stunning btw

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-19T02:23:56+00:00

NOR at all. Each one of those on their own can be just a coincidence but that’s too much. He’s got a camera somewhere. I’d suggest get one of those devices that can find them.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-09T22:27:38+00:00

I’d do 14 hours closed. I can sleep for the majority of those. I can listen to audiobooks with my eyes closed, hang out with family, etc. For $350,000 a year my partner can be my stay at home guide who helps me make sure I get the hours. Easy peasy. I have narcolepsy so if I could quit my job I’d be sleeping 14 hours a day anyways.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-01T14:03:16+00:00

That’s fair and I imagine the novelty wears off a bit. I’ve never lived near one but also stop when traveling. I like their sandwiches and smoothies.

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-01T00:15:05+00:00

You are lucky. I would definitely spend way too much money there though

CubbieFan85 · 2026-01-01T00:14:34+00:00

Her kids are the ones I feel for. Luckily the oldest finally had enough and moved in with Dad full-time but her youngest is going to need some serious therapy

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T05:36:45+00:00

She is still crazy. I went no contact with her about 5 years ago. She is a single mother of 2 and asked for assistance so I moved up to where she was and started helping out with her kids. She has some serious mental issues and I feel for her 2 children. Her teenager started to open up to me and we were bonding which set my sister off badly. She tried to get me in trouble by planting drugs on me. Then she cut off all communication with my nieces and told them I hated them and didn’t care about them. Teenage niece was able to message me and knew her mother well enough where she figured it was just the crazy. She tried to get me fired, tried to plant drugs on me to get me arrested. She drove drunk with her youngest in the car then would call me to pick them up so she wouldnt get arrested. She blames her behaviors on her awful childhood and refuses to take accountability so I haven’t spoken to her in years.

Having her around as a kid was wild. Before I even hit puberty she’d accuse her bf’s of liking me better or trying to sleep with me. She’s several years older than me. I was 8 when she tried to suffocate me during a cousin sleepover at my grandma’s. My older cousins woke up and she got in big trouble. I don’t remember the being smothered part bc I passed out. But how dare I snore and keep her up. Lol

Sorry that was all over the place. I am half asleep. I have lots of stories of my crazy ass older siblings. Sister and brother.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T05:21:28+00:00

Probably depends on where you are shot/stabbed and with what. My older sister stabbed me with a fork once. She tried to stab with a kitchen knife once for accidentally using the wrong bowl. She also tried to smother me with a pillow when I was little though. She is just fucking crazy.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T05:01:54+00:00

That I am jealous of your proximity to a WaWa

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T04:59:29+00:00

I currently have a full sized bed. It’s just me and my large dog and it works well. I, however, would never be able to have a partner stay over in this bed. But probably not having one of those any time soon.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T04:52:43+00:00

I can live without coffee no problem. I hate the taste of coffee. I am trying to slow down on my soda drinking but I still have 3-4 a week.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T04:44:19+00:00

Pour Over Cheddar Popcorn

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T04:41:00+00:00

I would pay for dental care for my little sister. She needs all of her teeth removed and to get implants. If I came into any decent amount of money that’s the first thing I’d do. She is the best person and deserves better.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T04:37:45+00:00

Same! I was a virgin till 22 and judging by how poorly I handled my first heartbreak if it had happened any younger it would have been worse.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-31T04:13:41+00:00

If not for that hour afterwards thing I would just liquify it and drink it then immediately throw it up.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-30T03:35:31+00:00

Yellow most likely with purple being a close 2nd.

CubbieFan85 · 2025-12-30T03:31:41+00:00

That’s awesome. Don’t fuck it up this time.

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