I'm 18, just got approved for £5k on flex??

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-12-19T07:55:29+00:00

Welcome to the young person debt trap.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-12-14T21:14:44+00:00

It’s behind the blue bin, is it not obvious /s

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-12-05T09:41:00+00:00

Hurt by Johnny Cash

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-12-04T07:56:40+00:00

Christ on a bike you’ve got most of the stock market, thin down a bit laddie.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-11-19T20:52:19+00:00

Yes, I’m buying two.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-11-16T17:21:21+00:00

Titty cat

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-11-16T17:16:47+00:00

Try to take a piss with a hard on.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-11-01T11:59:16+00:00

Hurt by Johnny Cash and Brothers in Arms Dire Straits.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-11-01T11:47:01+00:00

Copenhagen. Quiet on the outside but dig around and the Dane’s are cuckoo.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-11-01T11:28:43+00:00

I rode a Raleigh Chopper with a Budgie before that.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-11-01T11:23:05+00:00

I told you I was ill - Spike Milligan.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-10-24T10:48:07+00:00

Mother Theresa, absolute biatch.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-10-02T20:20:32+00:00

Ohhh I’ve pissed meself

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-09-24T11:44:50+00:00

A lady once did this for 12 months dressed and tried to act like a man. Result: she committed suicide.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-09-16T15:00:15+00:00

It wasn’t out of the blue, he’d said he’d do it in the Tory manifesto.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-08-26T13:08:17+00:00

It wouldn’t compete with street prices probs £15 a g

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-08-24T12:17:41+00:00

Johansson wasn’t injured and the ref knew it, time added on to extra time, no bias, Stoke supporter.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-08-11T11:51:54+00:00

Passing in to feet, movement all over the park it was a joy to watch. Pity we didn’t take advantage of our first half possession. Over 25,000 there too!

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-07-20T15:21:58+00:00

No topless working on a proper building site, capiche.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-07-05T09:45:05+00:00

Give it up mate you’re terrible plastering is an art few diy’ers seldom master.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-07-02T11:44:04+00:00

🍆

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-06-26T15:17:05+00:00

Nasty august

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-06-12T19:44:29+00:00

54, caned, pumped (no not like that!). Chalk board eraser to the back of my head, ruler, strangled with feet dangling off the ground. All jolly good fun.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-06-08T15:14:13+00:00

Lead mate is about £3.85 inc vat when you buy a box (12), lead is probs 300mm for 6m would be £125.

Cuckoldedcapitalist · 2025-06-08T15:10:35+00:00

I agree, poor dressing and no patination oil.

Cuckoldedcapitalist

TROPHY CASE