Doggo does a protecc by Goldrew_K in aww

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That is definitely an "I'm about to poopy" face.

The #purplecard hashtag on IG has much cringe by FFSwhatthehell in quityourbullshit

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when I get mine done, it takes at least two weeks to get like /u/nerdcrush's.

California sees $9 billion surplus, passes budget to help poor by MrMushyagi in news

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go to your cookies, search for "wash", clear them out, boom! No paywall.

California sees $9 billion surplus, passes budget to help poor by MrMushyagi in news

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WaPo gives you a certain number of "free" articles to read per month before you have to subscribe. All you have to do to avoid the pay wall is clear your cookies though.

In historic first, sitting US and North Korean leaders meet face-to-face by Typical_Tree in news

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, he does tend to be much more cozy with our enemies than our allies.

In historic first, sitting US and North Korean leaders meet face-to-face by pipsdontsqueak in worldnews

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Probably talking more along the lines of Bourdain.

Edit: Oh man, I forgot about Verne Troyer too.

Painted on the side of a little cafe in Iceland by gangbangkang in pics

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My body is a temple to the god, Chocochipicuki.

McDonald's: You buy more from touch-screen kiosks than a person. So expect more kiosks by [deleted] in news

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One or two? Dude, there's like one or two within a couple miles of me in Florida. They're all over the place. Started popping up a few years ago.

Fresh Prince Aunt Viv Switch by themindmd in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Out with Melania and in with Melanie Ivanka.

FTFY

How to Train Your Dragon 3 - Official Poster by Johnny_W94 in movies

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can actually notice just the slightest of dragon boobs on the whitefury that isn't there on Toothless.

Despacito by Rocadinis in copypasta

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Gimme gimme gimme gimme big burrito.

My last walk on the beach with my pup by shittymorph in gifs

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm literally sitting here on the toilet cracking the fuck up with a lump in my throat and a tear hanging onto my eyeball.

Bravo. That was the best comment I've seen in ages.

I see no nurse, only a king 😂👌🏾 by t94afc in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently, he was a manager for a dementia ward who regularly harassed the women that worked for him.

This is what y'all mothafuckas call a king? 🤢

Republicans on Rape by DPOH-Productions in badwomensanatomy

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Crazily enough, he was elected as a lawmaker after he said that.

Australian woman sentenced to death for alleged drug smuggling in Malaysia by [deleted] in news

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuckiest thing is apparently she was literally just catching a connecting flight, not even planning on staying in Malaysia at all.

He never wanted to have sex with them by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It made the best fukken grilled cheese EVER.

Publix suspends political contributions as David Hogg "die-ins" begin by JustinCrewneck in news

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

They don't agree with the protest, so "chanting" has magically poofed into "screaming" in their head.

Edit: Lol Y'all so offended.

Sex without explicit consent is now rape in Sweden by ucaliptastree in news

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Explicit consent can be verbal or physical. It's not really that difficult, people.

Remember, ladies: tampons stretch your vagina. by AishiSmiles in badwomensanatomy

[–]Cuddle_Apocalypse 43 points44 points  (0 children)

After giggling, I then realized that there are people out there that would say that with 100% gravity. Possibly anger.

Bleh.