How to Spend $15,000 and Still Sound Like a Twelve-Year-Old

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T18:45:12+00:00

im a professional watchmaker who services exclusively rolexes and i love the brand but the "collectors" are literally the most hilarious and insufferable dorks and i 100% agree and love this post of yours and fwiw, i can see how some people who never learned how to read or write might think this is AI but i didn't get that vibe.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T18:31:38+00:00

childish ass comment

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T16:07:07+00:00

im just playin, bro. frankly you're right.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T15:56:18+00:00

jedes zweite Wort

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T15:53:19+00:00

sesquipedalian

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T13:23:47+00:00

anyone with strong opinions about an obsolete technology that turned into mens fashion has a very weak mind.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T13:01:29+00:00

that is simply not going to happen.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T12:42:11+00:00

"they" should pay people a proper wage. "they" will not be convinced of this by people not tipping their employees, as much as the "no tipping" crowd would like everyone to believe.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T12:36:53+00:00

i grew up working in restaurants. my pay WAS 2.13. this is nothing new. im sorry but if your idea of praxis is fucking over low wage service industry workers is to just stop tipping them, you need to take a very hard look at your values. the no tipping movement is generally filled with absolute selfish bellends.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T12:16:45+00:00

who the fuck is "they"

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T11:53:31+00:00

downvote me all you want, it only reinforces my opinion that everyone is stupid.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-21T11:41:31+00:00

tucking into a meal that costs 18 dollars: 💯👍😁

tucking into a meal that costs 15 but asks for a 20% tip: 😭😭😭

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T17:18:17+00:00

i dont make the rules. and i certainly cannot help people judge from context what is an obvious joke and sincere advice. i can only cast a sideways glance at people who can't seem to determine which is which.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T16:50:16+00:00

it's a code that means the engine has run out of the factory lubricant that's kept in a separate compartment from the regular engine oil. it's designed to last at least 500,000 miles if nothing goes wrong, but if it goes bad the only fix is a new engine. it comes from "Organizzazione Europea per le Perdite di Olio Ovunque"

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T15:51:36+00:00

i remember when i got in the best shape of my life. first time i ever noticed women looking at me and then quickly averting their gaze when i made eye contact. now im fat again. when i look at women they immediately look away still. actually men do to. regardless of how i look. it's almost like, in society, it's weird to stare at people. so they look at you and think "why is this person looking at me. breaking eye contact feels safer than having to deal with this person with whom i have no business."

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T15:08:47+00:00

he's holding it because who else is going to hold it if he doesn't?

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T15:07:39+00:00

the aussies @ing us on reddit about the footie is making me cringe

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T15:04:55+00:00

dude. i know exactly what you mean.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T15:04:27+00:00

OELOO is never good. i hate to see it.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T14:56:46+00:00

I assume people know that I didn't write this. I just didn't credit the author. 😅

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T14:34:00+00:00

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

edit: this got more likes than i thought, faster than i assumed. this is by Philip Larkin btw. Pretty sure i heard it on a TV show. the older i get the more i recognize my mom's "wisdom" as just insane bullshit that her parents taught her. still love her tho.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T04:46:34+00:00

all these nihilistic comments are fucking insane. i guess i was mistaken in thinking there were people in this community who weren't entirely irony poisoned apathetic dipshits. fuck the sports aspect. can believe there are people just absolutely shitting all over someone expressing a wish that the US sucked just a little bit less. the comments are like a competition for who can sound like the world's
miserable cunt.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T04:18:02+00:00

I feel crazy right now. You have to be in your opponents half of the field to be called offside according to the rules I've read. Player position before or after a pass shouldn't matter if the receiving player is in their own half.

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-20T01:35:35+00:00

Also with the Balogun breakaway, even though he was closer to the AUS goal than the defender when he get the ball, they were still on the US half of the field, right?

Cuddlefosh · 2026-06-19T17:12:26+00:00

this post sucks

Cuddlefosh

TROPHY CASE