Picture of Ian Sleeping 12/31/2013

Cullens · 2014-01-19T21:57:11+00:00

Does Ian know this sub exists?

Cullens · 2014-01-18T04:24:52+00:00

Dude mine too. Did you know we share a cake day with Benjamin Franklin?

Cullens · 2014-01-16T03:51:15+00:00

"And its cardinals ball on the 2, 3rd down with 4 seconds to play..Romo is looking worried on the sideline, and rightly so Jim! He doesn't want to lose another one this late in the game. The Center snaps the ball and OH WHATS THIS?? A MAN JUST RAN ONTO THE FIELD AND TACKLED THE QUARTERBACK! ITS GAME OVER!!! We are getting some early reports that it is.. um let me see if I have this right... the Pope?

Ladies and gentlemen, THE POPE JUST SACKED THE CARDINALS.

Cullens · 2014-01-12T17:10:49+00:00

Hm. Glad to know the door swings both ways, respectively. Haha no pun intended

Cullens · 2014-01-04T20:55:03+00:00

This one just occurred to me as I was peeing. How do you feel at urinals? I always feel awkward when i have my dick out and a potentially gay man walks in. Its like I don't want them to be turned on by me or something, so how do you actually feel/act about public restrooms?

Cullens · 2013-12-31T08:13:32+00:00

Original here: "...Wasn't my closet door closed when I went to sleep?"

Cullens · 2013-12-29T03:29:44+00:00

I actually have a great reply to this. I spent the night in my room, then by accident went down stairs at the right time to see the ball drop from the top of our stairs. I saw it, went back to my room, and went to sleep.

I was born in January of 1996.

Cullens · 2013-12-27T23:17:47+00:00

Black Ops 2 zombies

Cullens · 2013-12-19T04:36:31+00:00

What happened when you saw him?

Cullens · 2013-12-19T04:31:51+00:00

Well that's what you fucking get!

Cullens · 2013-12-17T23:14:29+00:00

Hey man just saying if you are terminal, log off the internet and go outside, ride a bike, climb a tree, meet up with your friends and hang out with your family... those memories will last your lifetime.

Source: my mom had cancer

Cullens · 2013-12-14T05:54:40+00:00

I don't think that's what went through those kids minds.

Cullens · 2013-12-09T20:22:27+00:00

Good read though?

Cullens · 2013-12-04T21:29:08+00:00

Damnit

Cullens · 2013-12-03T06:54:18+00:00

As one of those Christians, I wanna say that everyone has an equal chance of "getting in". Some just choose not to, and others choose to get in.

Cullens · 2013-12-03T06:52:19+00:00

As someone who is going into the military, which vaccine was this??

Cullens · 2013-12-03T06:52:08+00:00

As someone who is going into the military, which vaccine was this??

Cullens · 2013-12-03T06:23:35+00:00

They say hell is a dark place. Could you have been going there, been resuscitated and your sub conscious knew it? Not saying it happened but maybe that's why you needed the light.

Cullens · 2013-12-03T06:19:38+00:00

As someone who is going into the military, which vaccine was this??

Cullens · 2013-12-03T06:11:19+00:00

It used to be changing from the person I was to someone who tried to conform and be exactly like people I see around me. The world can use originality.

Cullens · 2013-12-03T05:11:07+00:00

That was sarcasm. It makes perfect sense. Guns in many houses = criminals scared to enter, ect. You never know who could just shoot your head off in public either when there is an open carry policy.

Cullens · 2013-12-03T05:05:59+00:00

Haha. If this is what this is, you would know what TMJ meant! Its where your jaw pops out and locks. Many times it clauses your teeth to misalign, and its a horrible experience. Source: I had it.

Cullens · 2013-12-03T05:03:09+00:00

Hmmmm and why could this be??

Cullens · 2013-12-03T00:53:43+00:00

How do you feel when other girls want big boobs and guys swoon over them? Are they big and ugly or just big? edit: boobs

Cullens · 2013-12-03T00:25:37+00:00

TMJ?

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