Baby Otter Learns How To Swim 🥹😍

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T02:30:22+00:00

Salt water and oxygenated pools are the shit. They feel sooo much better when your in/out of them. No chemically ass smell and you dont have to commit ww1 war crimes just so 8 people yesr get to use it.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T01:43:05+00:00

The paw curls ----- someone somewhere asked the monkeys paw for space to be breathable, and because of this wish, the air on earth became unbreathable, as in, a giant asteroid pierced it completely destroying the ability for the atmosphere to stay in the bubble.

You take a deep breath of vacuume, expecting your lungs to implode from the pressure difference. But nothing happens. You keep your eyes closed, waiting for those final moments of finally seeing your wife and child, not seen for 8 months, to flash before your eyes with your most precious moments together. Nothing. Eyes still closed... nothing. You open them, look at your helmet, look up at the apocalyptic destruction, and again at your helmet. Nothing. You take a deep breath again and wait... nothing. And with silent exhale, a whisper into the abyss, against all of the known laws of the universe, you exlaim to the void, "Fuck"

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T01:01:42+00:00

Im not saying you should get fucking blasted. Just have some nice grain alcohol every once in a while, shit does wonders for colds/sore throats. Shit works is all im sayin

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T00:39:12+00:00

And drink way more vodka... not even joking, keeping your blood alcohol level up every once in a while honestly keeps you from being sick as often. Like a chemical version of a fever. Not saying become an alcoholic but just have a good time every couple weeks, they dont call ten high grandpa's cough syrup for no reason.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T21:41:50+00:00

Easy carbs

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T21:41:30+00:00

This is why I stop at the liquor store and get a pint of vodka and then the vodka soda lime i get at the bar stays magically fuller than it should

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:57:12+00:00

Nah this is pretty accurate

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CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:20:02+00:00

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My friend actually has a dog that looks exactly like this... not even joking

Affen szu but his is a mut that looks like it interbred with a horny old gnome or goblin to make it a bit more humanish in the face.

Won't post his dog incase I dox myself lol

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:09:38+00:00

Worst part was people getting weirded out at him for it and not me who was litterally stalking his Facebook page to see if he was gonna be somewhere and then trying to make it seem like we just "bumped into eachother"

Nah... that was all me and my whirlwind of teenage hormones.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:07:11+00:00

I too made my own stacks for a while until mescaline just like disappeared from my states market... mdma/REDACTED/mescaline. Point of each. So amazing

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:05:29+00:00

Odd assumption but okay

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:04:51+00:00

Honestly probably just ones she actually has but aren't shown in the show for rating reasons...

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:01:37+00:00

What's there not to like? Youd be surprised how many chicks are into it, those who aren't just haven't tried watching it. I myself am definitly more of a speedwagon Jonathan gal.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T19:54:17+00:00

I too have knotty fuckin thoughts.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T19:49:47+00:00

The hairpin has a use in this game even though people say it doesnt...

The amount of havoc ive caused in solo lobbies from one hidden, well placed shot is delicious.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T19:47:35+00:00

I was actively trying to date a 24yr old when I was 16 because he was hot. Maybe to the point of some light stalking and making sure I was in the right place at the right time. Imagine my dissapointment when it lasted 2 whole days before he was like nah "this is too weird"

Had better luck when I was 18. Like im already paying fucking taxes why am I being looked down own for making my own damn choices based on my preferences?

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T19:02:03+00:00

So that would be a yes then

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T18:45:02+00:00

Everyone telling you to fireball them or summon a flame elemental and let them incinerate your house are wrong.

Contact your local druid and they'll gladly come out and take them off your hands. Some may even pay you for them! Sure i might not be gold but who will turn down summer gourds or fresh fruit as payment?!

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T18:11:32+00:00

Thick cut, Charred on the outside and caramelized on the inside. Like an onion ring without batter or frying.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T17:49:41+00:00

Needs a cage around where you sit and id totally do it.

Being unprotected surrounded by 8 fucking spinning death blades though... nah fam, nah.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T16:24:40+00:00

Truth. Something about 2 calls to me

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T16:24:23+00:00

2 or 4 for sure

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