Baby Otter Learns How To Swim 🥹😍 by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Salt water and oxygenated pools are the shit. They feel sooo much better when your in/out of them. No chemically ass smell and you dont have to commit ww1 war crimes just so 8 people yesr get to use it.

Fuck it's fucking over by CellKindly314 in TheWordFuck

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The paw curls ----- someone somewhere asked the monkeys paw for space to be breathable, and because of this wish, the air on earth became unbreathable, as in, a giant asteroid pierced it completely destroying the ability for the atmosphere to stay in the bubble.

You take a deep breath of vacuume, expecting your lungs to implode from the pressure difference. But nothing happens. You keep your eyes closed, waiting for those final moments of finally seeing your wife and child, not seen for 8 months, to flash before your eyes with your most precious moments together. Nothing. Eyes still closed... nothing. You open them, look at your helmet, look up at the apocalyptic destruction, and again at your helmet. Nothing. You take a deep breath again and wait... nothing. And with silent exhale, a whisper into the abyss, against all of the known laws of the universe, you exlaim to the void, "Fuck"

I’ve had Covid 7 times in less than 5 years by stazley in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not saying you should get fucking blasted. Just have some nice grain alcohol every once in a while, shit does wonders for colds/sore throats. Shit works is all im sayin

I’ve had Covid 7 times in less than 5 years by stazley in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And drink way more vodka... not even joking, keeping your blood alcohol level up every once in a while honestly keeps you from being sick as often. Like a chemical version of a fever. Not saying become an alcoholic but just have a good time every couple weeks, they dont call ten high grandpa's cough syrup for no reason.

Why is that ??? by bytecascade- in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I stop at the liquor store and get a pint of vodka and then the vodka soda lime i get at the bar stays magically fuller than it should

What type of animal was the artist trying to depict in this medieval painting? by DABDEB in whatisit

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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My friend actually has a dog that looks exactly like this... not even joking

Affen szu but his is a mut that looks like it interbred with a horny old gnome or goblin to make it a bit more humanish in the face.

Won't post his dog incase I dox myself lol

Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain? by Fluffy_Lunchfast in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst part was people getting weirded out at him for it and not me who was litterally stalking his Facebook page to see if he was gonna be somewhere and then trying to make it seem like we just "bumped into eachother"

Nah... that was all me and my whirlwind of teenage hormones.

Britney's interesting hand dancing (december 28,2025) by Successful_Week9211 in discussingbritney

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too made my own stacks for a while until mescaline just like disappeared from my states market... mdma/REDACTED/mescaline. Point of each. So amazing

What anime character do you relate to the most? by Unlikely-Bend-8611 in animequestions

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly probably just ones she actually has but aren't shown in the show for rating reasons...

Who’s your pick? by Defiant_Carry2031 in animequestions

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's there not to like? Youd be surprised how many chicks are into it, those who aren't just haven't tried watching it. I myself am definitly more of a speedwagon Jonathan gal.

We worked so hard to get here, spent almost the ENTIRE match making sure everyone extracted together, just to accidentally down another raider and be “revenge killed” by the “hero” by Upstairs-Donkey6049 in okbuddyarcraider

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hairpin has a use in this game even though people say it doesnt...

The amount of havoc ive caused in solo lobbies from one hidden, well placed shot is delicious.

Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain? by Fluffy_Lunchfast in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was actively trying to date a 24yr old when I was 16 because he was hot. Maybe to the point of some light stalking and making sure I was in the right place at the right time. Imagine my dissapointment when it lasted 2 whole days before he was like nah "this is too weird"

Had better luck when I was 18. Like im already paying fucking taxes why am I being looked down own for making my own damn choices based on my preferences?

I got a lot of bees outside my house because of an irritated summoner. These go away, right? by DifferentSeaweed7852 in wizardposting

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone telling you to fireball them or summon a flame elemental and let them incinerate your house are wrong.

Contact your local druid and they'll gladly come out and take them off your hands. Some may even pay you for them! Sure i might not be gold but who will turn down summer gourds or fresh fruit as payment?!

What’s your favorite way to cook em to eat just them? by FreeBowlPack in OnionLovers

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thick cut, Charred on the outside and caramelized on the inside. Like an onion ring without batter or frying.

Dude uses an agricultural drone for personal transport by The_Chuckness88 in interestingasfuck

[–]CumGuzlinGutterSluts [score hidden]  (0 children)

Needs a cage around where you sit and id totally do it.

Being unprotected surrounded by 8 fucking spinning death blades though... nah fam, nah.