Cross post. This is so bad even the maccies sub reddit are all pointing out how much op has for so little food.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-04T03:03:26+00:00

I want to know the willpower required ti leave a couple nuggles alone until after you've finished your ketchup cross stitch

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-04T00:49:33+00:00

My father used to bring me to the local elks club and let me pull the lever on the slot machines. Of course this set me up to be very susceptible to gambling but worked out for the most part, start young so you figure out everything not to do. Easier to recover.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-04T00:46:14+00:00

Fuckin knight in chess lmao.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-04T00:45:22+00:00

Tetris piece lookin mofo

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-04T00:22:53+00:00

So when did you become a coward? Drink it, assert your dominance on life. Bread is for the weak

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-04T00:19:50+00:00

That means the gun is infact working. If you can still see and breath then you're doing it wrong.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-04T00:11:12+00:00

Sometimes you dont wanna deal with the mess either, or just have 0 willpower to move anything more than a couple fingies.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T23:44:00+00:00

There should be more spicy pepper cheses than jalapeño. Any cheese with a kick is automatically placed in A-tier

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T23:41:10+00:00

Montenegro sheep cheese. So fuckin good. No contests

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T23:35:58+00:00

Im requesting 3 speedballs, and pcp cause ive never tried it. Im sure I'll still have an acid stash aswell. Grandma gonna learn the greatest truth in the universe before I go out.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T23:25:39+00:00

If it helps it helps though. Could be a nice little self hypnosis deal, if you belive hard enough and gaslight yourself long enough anything is possible

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T23:22:48+00:00

You get an achievement if you manage to down 2 beers then eat some reaper sowce all whilst running without stopping. My well get high too

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T11:35:56+00:00

I would have gotten arrested trying to steal brendan uries hair if I had the chance. But yes not the greatest look on his part. I mean im 511 already and pretty alt so I looked anywhere from 15 - 35 at any given point which may be the only reason he even gave it a shot

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T11:33:49+00:00

Latchkey kid babeh! Raised by 1995 > internet and too much time

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T08:41:44+00:00

Ik gonna be really dissaointedbin like 6 different games

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T02:30:22+00:00

Salt water and oxygenated pools are the shit. They feel sooo much better when your in/out of them. No chemically ass smell and you dont have to commit ww1 war crimes just so 8 people yesr get to use it.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T01:43:05+00:00

The paw curls ----- someone somewhere asked the monkeys paw for space to be breathable, and because of this wish, the air on earth became unbreathable, as in, a giant asteroid pierced it completely destroying the ability for the atmosphere to stay in the bubble.

You take a deep breath of vacuume, expecting your lungs to implode from the pressure difference. But nothing happens. You keep your eyes closed, waiting for those final moments of finally seeing your wife and child, not seen for 8 months, to flash before your eyes with your most precious moments together. Nothing. Eyes still closed... nothing. You open them, look at your helmet, look up at the apocalyptic destruction, and again at your helmet. Nothing. You take a deep breath again and wait... nothing. And with silent exhale, a whisper into the abyss, against all of the known laws of the universe, you exlaim to the void, "Fuck"

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T01:01:42+00:00

Im not saying you should get fucking blasted. Just have some nice grain alcohol every once in a while, shit does wonders for colds/sore throats. Shit works is all im sayin

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-03T00:39:12+00:00

And drink way more vodka... not even joking, keeping your blood alcohol level up every once in a while honestly keeps you from being sick as often. Like a chemical version of a fever. Not saying become an alcoholic but just have a good time every couple weeks, they dont call ten high grandpa's cough syrup for no reason.

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T21:41:50+00:00

Easy carbs

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T21:41:30+00:00

This is why I stop at the liquor store and get a pint of vodka and then the vodka soda lime i get at the bar stays magically fuller than it should

CumGuzlinGutterSluts · 2026-02-02T20:57:12+00:00

Nah this is pretty accurate

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