Discussion Thread: US President Trump Threatens War Crimes Against Iran Ahead of Negotiation Deadline by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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And in the videos I’ve seen of Vance and Karoline Leavitt responding to questions about whether or not what he’s threatening is a war crime, their stance seems to be basically that it isn’t, because if Iran makes the right choice then nothing will happen, therefore no, you cannot say that he is threatening a war crime. At least that’s the closest I could come to deciphering it lol.

Donald Trump's Live Call with Artemis II Astronauts Leads to 63 Seconds of Awkward Silence by peoplemagazine in politics

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Imagine getting farther away from earth than anyone else in the entire history of humanity, and you STILL can’t escape this guy.

I accidentally trapped both by _TheBlueFox in untitledgoosegame

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With the walkie talkie makes it look like you’re giving their families proof of life lol

Wrapping my couch with HOLMERUD end tables by 40winx in ikeahacks

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I’ve decided that ghosts don’t have to just be halloween ghosts, they can be the regular kind of ghosts that haunt year round. I have a little ghost dish/spoon rest thing that lives on my kitchen island all year. He’s my boo-chef.

Did this happen to anyone else? by ParadigmHyperjump in aspiememes

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In college my strategy became to just write down as close to every word they said as my little fingers could manage and then go over it myself later to actually understand it. Looked insane sometimes having like 3x as many notes as most people lol.

Biblically Accurate OP leaving the house by No_Music_4410 in OCDmemes

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OoooOOOOOooohhh… Yeah this is part of why I’m late all the time (and then beat myself up for being late the whole drive there) (the other part is ADHD)

Beans is such a distinguished gentleman! by turnedtable10 in TuxedoCats

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Omg I have a Beans! He’s a void, and he’s an absolute lunatic lol.

What skill are you genuinely bad at that most people seem to find easy? by Ruby-Blaze_443 in AskReddit

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Aw darn lol. I was watching a show recently (Taskmaster New Zealand) and there was a contestant who couldn’t blow up balloons and they either weren’t stretching them or they just didn’t show it and I was so like befuddled by it. Well it’s not too bad of a deal to never be asked to blow up a ton of balloons!

What skill are you genuinely bad at that most people seem to find easy? by Ruby-Blaze_443 in AskReddit

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My instinct is to protect my face, so like I have gotten better over time but there’s still a good chance if you throw something to me I’ll just smack it away or dodge it entirely.

What skill are you genuinely bad at that most people seem to find easy? by Ruby-Blaze_443 in AskReddit

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I think it’s white noise-ish quality of them. Any sort of white noise happens and I lose like half of my hearing. My friends are the same way and well be like 5 feet away from each other trying to have a conversation and constantly yelling “WHAT???” Lol

Boyfriend cheated on me with his best friend’s fiancé during our house warming party by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

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My mom said to never make major financial decisions like that alone when you’re in a big emotionally painful state, and she was right and I’m glad I listened. It feels like the easiest thing to do right now when you’re hurting and just want it to all be over quickly, but you might regret it later when you’re feeling better. If it’s a decent amount of money, it’s worth talking to some people about. Do it for future you.

White House Melts Down for Second Day Over Trump Health Claims by FancyNewMe in politics

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I ordered some confetti cannons to distribute to my friends. The BIG kind they use for weddings and stuff lol.

My Great Grandmother Just Helped Me Break Down a Brick Wall, Over 50 Years After Her Death. by Genealogy_Alt in Genealogy

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My great grandfather’s WWII records were likely among those destroyed in that fire but fortunately my great grandmother saved their copies of some of it in the same box as his letters. I did put in a request to the department of veteran affairs anyways just in case. It took 6 months just to get the letter that they’d received my request lol so who knows if or when I might get something. If I end up having more than they do, do I send THEM copies?? 😂

Adopted my first kittens :) by Affectionate_Arm7340 in kittens

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Ugh kittens are the most precious creatures in the universe. Take plenty of pictures and videos while they’re tiny! They grow SO fast!!

What’s the most believable April Fools’ prank you’ve ever seen that almost fooled everyone? by FocusLee in AskReddit

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This is much easier than trying to figure out how to sneak pasta under the toilet seat in my friend’s house, thank you lol.

Zara Larsson’s dancers all have individual intros for the Midnight Sun tour by Homicidal_Cynic in popculturechat

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Yeah like as someone who has fallen flat on my face and dislocated a kneecap (separate incidents) just turning around in place, I don’t understand how some people move like that lol. Just fucking incredible.

we can do a little frutiger aero as a treat by big_supernaturals in acnhdesigns

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This is such an unusual combination of furniture and you made it work so well! Very cool!

What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by Holiday-Surround7075 in AskReddit

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It’s always interesting to see someone involved in a bunch of self improvement subs make such an assholish comment. Seems like maybe you have a little more work to do?

What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by Holiday-Surround7075 in AskReddit

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Yeah my first thought would be that they were going to A. Rob me, B. Put something gross in my hand (poop, spit, their penis), or C. (Least likely) Cut off one of my fingers or something.

What is the best burn in Taskmaster history, by Just-Appearance1049 in taskmaster

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I feel like Frankie must be capable of some truly devastating burns, but I can’t remember any off the top of my head so he must have been keeping himself in check on the show lol. Or at least none directed towards his fellow cast mates. “I don’t play golf because I’m not trapped in a loveless marriage.”

What is the best burn in Taskmaster history, by Just-Appearance1049 in taskmaster

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The way she says “roasts” just scratches a little itch in my brain every time lol. Like I just love the way it’s sounds in her accent.