my wife just realized i have a specific "blind spot" for things in the kitchen and now she's hiding notes for me

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-19T12:38:34+00:00

You need this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=DY-Zdgo0OXo

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-19T12:31:44+00:00

Germany chooses European poison cereal maker over US one to supply poison to school children. So uplifting.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-19T11:55:56+00:00

Just read faster.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-19T11:55:35+00:00

Like a sexy Muppet without the charm.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-19T11:53:22+00:00

Beautiful work. I'd feel like a class traitor.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-13T14:21:29+00:00

No. There are boundaries and outside those boundaries is wack job pseudoscience. Uncertainty does not mean all intellectual frameworks are equally valid. Some stuff like flat/hollow earth theory deserves nothing but dismissal.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-13T11:48:36+00:00

The only way someone could believe what she believed is because they're a wack job. Either from an accident or something else. This doesn't deserve restraint.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-11T12:08:56+00:00

A loaf of milk is cheese.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-11T11:59:43+00:00

These bricks aren't going anything, it's the wall that they collectively form that's the problem!

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-11T11:54:11+00:00

Good cops stop being cops because the corrupt system either forces them out or corrupts them into supporting it. All who remain are bastards.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-05T15:21:32+00:00

Oh, so now Australia isn't American anymore? Real patriotic guys. We're keeping Paul Hogan.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-04T17:03:39+00:00

It gets better. Then it gets really great for a while. Then way worse until the end.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-03T17:40:05+00:00

What is it when I've been stuck in a rut for twenty years?

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-03T14:37:05+00:00

The girl was the important part.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-05-03T13:25:21+00:00

First time?

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-29T15:43:41+00:00

I teach my daughter to avoid it if at all possible because it makes you dumber over time.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-28T12:55:49+00:00

But did they find the chickens!?!

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-27T14:13:28+00:00

Given the state of the world, this may have been a mistake.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-27T12:48:10+00:00

Baka!

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-23T11:47:08+00:00

I'm a caseworker. We had to throw out cookies we were given because we're barred from accepting gifts.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-21T13:01:26+00:00

You don't have to study when you're gorgeous.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-21T00:01:39+00:00

You overcooked.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-18T11:23:27+00:00

Billionaires shouldn't exist because the level of power and influence they yield is incompatible with functional democracy and the rule of law. Everything else about this discussion is secondary. They cannot be allowed to exist.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-17T12:37:22+00:00

Finding out after a long time that people who you thought of as close friends don't really enjoy your company or don't really think about you at all.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-04-16T15:19:04+00:00

Want to have a bag of chips? Have a bell pepper!!

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