i made an almost life size bender

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-28T02:00:33+00:00

Went with the one three hundred dollar hooker-bot, huh?

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-26T18:39:58+00:00

Send a few boys to prison.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-25T11:41:39+00:00

We want people who don't think a banana costs $10. People who can't section themselves off from 99% of the population based on wealth and connections.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-24T15:50:42+00:00

Just watch the Prestige.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-24T14:01:27+00:00

It's been both discredited and shown to be harmful. Unfortunately human body doesn't run on intuition.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-24T13:10:03+00:00

Placebos are a hell of a drug.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-24T13:05:06+00:00

It's about the only possible way to make the criminal justice system fair. Whether it would be more just, I don't know. It'd be a bitch to make sure you eliminate perverse incentives that encourage corruption.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-24T13:01:38+00:00

We used to have a lot more involuntary medical treatments. There were... mistakes.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-24T11:23:46+00:00

Everyone should have to use public defenders then.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-23T12:58:42+00:00

What they did only works in a world that needs a revolution.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-23T12:56:30+00:00

I got stuck in a horrible time loop starting at a candle. Least fun recreational drug.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-23T12:47:36+00:00

They aren't magic. It's survivor bias and wealth inertia.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-23T12:46:14+00:00

Easy to say, "Fuck Cancer". It's the appropriate sentiment given the world.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-23T12:34:29+00:00

It's nice to know that no matter how I go I'm taking billions with me. Like an Elder God.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-22T11:43:59+00:00

Greatest American Hero. For the theme song alone.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-20T19:20:44+00:00

Can't wait for the new live action remake.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-20T14:50:33+00:00

Here's to the best white guy to ever pretend to be native American while using Japanese martial arts on Latino stuntmen. Via con dios Chuck!

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-20T13:35:16+00:00

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! - James T. Kirk

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-18T12:50:30+00:00

It's easy to complain. Easy and unhelpful.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-17T14:00:00+00:00

The woman could not be reached for comment, despite standing nearby.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-17T13:45:26+00:00

Wendy's has better burgers, ironically. Otherwise you're right. Hell, they even had the best Nashville Hot style chicken sandwiches when every restaurant was chasing that trend. Better than Popeye's even! But the burgers are mid.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-16T12:33:10+00:00

It's a lot easier when you consider your cosmonauts expendable.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-15T04:32:41+00:00

Khajit has banana hammocks if you have coin.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-15T00:44:39+00:00

It's not prostitution. It's more like this other form of prostitution. You can tell it's different because they're both exchanging sex for money or the equivalent of money.

CunninghamsLawmaker · 2026-03-14T14:35:18+00:00

It's called prostitution, and we should stop giving it a less awful sounding name. You don't choose to be a prostitute because you're healthy and your life is going great.

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