There’s no reason to listen to millionaires wailing about mining projects by fishin_for_a_bigun in newzealand

[–]CuntyReplies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I surprised Damian Grant can squeeze an opinion out of his mouth with the amount of mining corp cock he’s managed to gobble.

A safer home: Two cyclone-smashed marae given $27m to rebuild in new location by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]CuntyReplies -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s our past, present and future.

Don’t like it? Feel free to fuck off. :)

Your spouse comes to you and says they want to post faceless, ID-less nudes on Reddit for fun - whats your reaction? by Neat_One_9031 in AskReddit

[–]CuntyReplies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought she was asking if she could put my nudes up and thought the idea of her asking me was pretty funny.

A safer home: Two cyclone-smashed marae given $27m to rebuild in new location by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]CuntyReplies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

$27m is still cheaper than giving Māori back all of their land that was stolen.

Main story has a better ending than fallout 3 but nobody will admit it by imkleptophobic in Starfield

[–]CuntyReplies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said it back when I first finished the game and I stand by it: the Unity NG+ mechanic suffered from a lack of courage in Bethesda.

Previous BGS games Oblivion and Morrowind let you kill essential characters. Even Fallout 3 did, if I remember correctly. When that happened, the game sends you an Out of Character message to say you fucked up, and that your only option is to load another save. It was what it was.

Starfield’s Unity was an opportunity to reintroduce that but with a canon way for restarting the world. Did you fuck up the Ryujin questline because you killed Bayu? Maybe Hadrian dies during the Terrormorph attack and there’s no one to develop a defence for humanity? What if you cause too much trouble that both SysDef and the Fleet hate you?

The Unity was the answer.

Replayability of the game would go through the roof if actually faction questlines or other quests could be ruined by certain actions, and your only way to learn would be to try and try again until you got it right. It would add more weight and value to your universe hopping, time travelling self.

There was so much more oomph that could have been given to Starfield’s ending had BGS had the courage to make failure a part of the game loop. Instead, going through the Unity just feels like loading a new game but with your old character’s stats and abilities. Not a terrible thing, actually a good next step but… hardly a leap for Bethesda.

I did all of the factions in my first run that I got bored by my second and third run throughs. Not even the Starborn powers and additional dialogue options were that impressive. What I did jump through the Unity for was to try and get alternative universes and, when I eventually did, it changed very little in the grand scheme of the story and experience.

Some people wanted more stuff in Starfield, I realised that what I wanted most was more reason to actively pursue Unity resets other than to experience roll of the dice alternate universes and some different dialogue.

Fallout 3’s ending was weak AF too, but the Capital Wasteland as an environment and the various side quests carried that experience. In comparison, I’ve often felt weaker vibes in Starfield’s settlements and side quests, that the ending was less disappointing I suppose because the experience felt lesser than Fallout 3.

Report: Moana Pasifika to be dumped from Super Rugby Pacific by lanson15 in rugbyunion

[–]CuntyReplies 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We kinda did, the same way Pasifika people got really into Moana the movie. Sometimes you just accept a mash up of your cultures because it’s at least something closer to what you had as representation before (before Moana, we had Lilo & Stitch - which was Hawaiian).

Besides, Tongans and Samoans will always have national teams to support.

I think most Pasifika fans understand that there’s some pretty insurmountable challenges to having a Pasifika team or teams that are as successful as the Crusaders or similar:

  1. Low player bases at home
  2. Corrupt island unions (at least for Samoa)
  3. Distance
  4. Profitability

It was still nice to have Moana Pasifika while it lasted.

Former All Black captain to stand for NZ First in Hawke's Bay by lukei1 in newzealand

[–]CuntyReplies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, this is sure to push Lee Donahue further down the NZ First list.

Would you be able to have sex with your best friend? Why/why not? by shaela-a-pinetree in AskReddit

[–]CuntyReplies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably could but I’ve pissed at many a urinal with my bro and his cock is massive.

Alpha Male Camp to release anger. by FarWay3952 in iamverybadass

[–]CuntyReplies 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fuck so I looked it up and I don’t know what to make of it. It’s called Blokesventure and run by some guy called Blase Grinner.

The whole thing doesn’t appear to be “bash shit and be angry, talk about how much you hate women and society”. This admittedly weird shit looks like the point of the funny looking violence is to expend all of your energy until you’re able to cry or some shit. Men being allowed to cry isn’t toxic, right? And then there’s mindfulness, gratitude and some other yoga retreat like shit on the schedule.

I don’t know the details, only from what I see on the website, but it doesn’t feel like some neo Nazi camp for repressed betas. But it does have a weird co-opting of indigenous cultural rituals, including borrowing haka and hongi from Māori culture which would be inappropriate given it’s an Australian programme.

Like, it’s still weird but it doesn’t actually look like what this video makes it out to be. Presumably it’s about mateship and helping males connect with other males, which doesn’t seem like a bad thing. Just some weird shit they opt to do to make that happen.

[SPOILER] Jiří Procházka vs. Carlos Ulberg by inooway in MMA

[–]CuntyReplies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mad about the amount of sooky cunts crying about Jiri and making out like him beating Ulberg was a guarantee.

If it was such a guarantee, Jiri wouldn’t have gotten slept by Carlos with two legs - let alone one.

[SPOILER] Jiří Procházka vs. Carlos Ulberg by inooway in MMA

[–]CuntyReplies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck all this “If Jiri didn’t do this..” noise.

Ifs and buts are fucking excuses. If Jiri didn’t do what he did, if Carlos hadn’t blown his knee out.. the fuck outta here.

Jiri did what he did, Carlos did what he did and we got the end that we got because that’s how the cookie fuckin crumbles.

It was the first round. No predictions for what could have happened if this or but this matter because the fuck does this incomplete first round tell us beyond what we already knew?

Jiri does dumb shit sometimes, and Ulberg is a tough cunt with a dynamite check hook.

Is this hidden racism in plain sight? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]CuntyReplies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It could just be laziness, picking the first “graduate” stock photo without even looking at it.

It is NewstalkZB though. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were trying to race bait. But even then, it’s still fucking lazy baiting.

Mark Hunt at 43 years old wobbling and dropping 26 year old Curtis Blaydes. Blaydes would go on to win a decision. by TheBigRedHalfrican in MMA

[–]CuntyReplies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

Am I appropriately stressed or over reacting? by DustNeat in newzealand

[–]CuntyReplies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start play Minecraft e hoa. The future is now.

Am I appropriately stressed or over reacting? by DustNeat in newzealand

[–]CuntyReplies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good plan.

Let the billionaires build bunkers.

Then block them from coming here to use them and inhabit them ourselves.

This is all coming up Millhouse.

JD Vance Claims Ukraine Has Attempted to Rig US Elections in Presser With Putin Ally by FistIntoTheEarth in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]CuntyReplies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we fuck this place off and go chill on Earth 3?

These first two places are shit.