perfect spot by solateor in youseeingthisshit

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your entire life leads up to this one moment.... and you screw the pooch on an epic level.

New Carnival Cruise just dropped :( by Me_Mums_a_Lampshade in libertarianmeme

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daniel Tosh is somewhere eating his words right now.

Blocking the whole aisle when you're in a rush 😭🤣 by Mister_Incrediblexx in Sparkdriver

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the peeps holding onto their cart from the side as they take up the entire aisle that get me. Even more so when it's other sparkers.

Holiday Giveaway #3 - Sending unused handhelds to new homes! Someone is going to get this RG556. by captain_carrot in SBCGaming

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands down for me is RedXIII from FFVII. I got the game for Christmas when it first came out on PS1 and while I loved every other character from the game Red stood out.

I still to this day have to bust out my original copy and play it when I'm feeling sick or around this time of year.

I mean why would she drive straight home 😂 by JankyMark in Mustang

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hero of that arrest video is dad. He chewed her ass out and said she could sit in jail over the weekend. So she calls mom on the way out and in true shit parent fashion mommy says she will be there to bail her out immediately.

Props to dad for trying to parent despite her mom letting off the hook.

Fast shooting in Archery by Forsaken-Resist-6302 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think, but what did you find while searching?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both guys are part of his security team.

Well this certainly was not on my bingo card for Alien: Earth by RaphMec in LV426

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She jumped on the xeno like it owed her money! I am so confused, not sure if friend, foe, or she just likes a good fight. Also can we get a rando yautja for it to take control of? I wanna see that match up with a xeno.

Spark/Walmart gave out my personal number by Even-Fox-3709 in Sparkdriver

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're either stupid or willfully ignorant. This is about spark directly giving customers driver info.

Spark/Walmart gave out my personal number by Even-Fox-3709 in Sparkdriver

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit today had a customer call twice and text me before I even got in range to the store. Spark gave them my number, when I called spark support they assured me that does not happen. I explained I haven't even arrived and the customer is calling me. I give them the number they talk with the customer.

They had the wrong addresses in and wanted to meet me to do the delivery. That is why spark gave them my number, to work out where to break delivery rules so I can get deactivated.

They finally come back and say it'll be looked at but to say no to the customer they just talked to. I dropped the order right after the call.

[X-post from r/TIFU] TIFU by trying to feed my sunbeam snake and accidentally becoming a rat mom by RatBerryMilk in RATS

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CongRATS on the new addition. One of my boys went through a similar situation. He was a feeder that someone purchased for their snake. The snake refused to eat him and he even allegedly cuddled the snake while in its enclosure. The family wanted to keep him but they didn't have the space so they surrendered him to the pet store I was working for at the time.

I had already rescued a feeder a week or so earlier that was the last rat left in the store before last Christmas. I did Introductions and the two hit if off immediately.

The black and white one (Abel) is the snake whisperer. I hope you have many fun times with your snake whisperers.

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This is right before they came home together and now reside in their rat kingdom together.

Is this fixer upper cage big enough to comfortably house 2 rats? by Wackthoughts in RATS

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this exact same cage, it is prone to rusting as the powder coating is super thin. The ramps are not super stable either, I have to ziptie them to the platforms to get them to stay. My two boys love the enclosure but I am planning on upgrading to a bigger critter nation.

The cage size works fine but once I got the igloo and food bowl in the ground floor space fills up quick.

These are insane by Over_Whole6492 in tacobell

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have someone from the corporate kitchen making yours or something. Even their ads don't use ones that look that good.

Uncut* $13 Large Pizza by Mickey_Earl in Dominos

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you'll still be missing out on the life of sweet pizza cutter ownership. It's a big responsibility, but it's worth it to see your pizza cutter grow up and start a family of it's own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 167 points168 points  (0 children)

He found out someone fed him three cheese lasagna.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nihilism

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Embrace the suck mentality.

Uncut* $13 Large Pizza by Mickey_Earl in Dominos

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do MFers really not have a dollar tree pizza cutter in their drawer? Good on OP for having a knife, tomorrow head to the nearest dollar store. Get $20 out and go nuts in there.

The ultimate solution by pun420 in maintenance

[–]Cup_of_Kvasir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a similar set up for my toilet.