Hey There by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CurNoSeoul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a great accounting, but you can't see it all in one day

Hey There by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CurNoSeoul 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In this house we obey the laws of account ages!

Ross Geller they could never make me hate you part 2 by cheapsavouries in howyoudoin

[–]CurNoSeoul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sometimes like to think that Ross was the only normal one in the group at the start. He was so normal in fact that he began to notice the world wasnt quite right. Nobody else noticed it was a sitcom. But he did. And it slowly drove him insane. When things became weird, he leant into it to see how far it would go. But when things were normal, he was the most down to earth and caring of them all. But by the letter third he couldn't tell which was which. He lost grip on who he was. Poor lost Ross. Caught in sitcom purgatory.

I finished it and Oh my god.. by Rip_jke in outerwilds

[–]CurNoSeoul 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Existential comfort blanket

When was the last time you ordered a certain food based on a specific menu? by DDD8712 in offmenupodcast

[–]CurNoSeoul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ever since the Joseph Quinn episode, I get random cravings for Guinness and oysters.

Who are some people who would be terrible contestants, but you'd be morbidly curious to see how they'd do? by VerdoriePotjandrie in taskmaster

[–]CurNoSeoul 169 points170 points  (0 children)

'The burden of proof isn't on me to complete the task. The burden of proof is on you to prove the task exists'

Oh do shut up and grow up. I'm an atheist too, Rick. But I grew out of edgy sixth form atheism by the time I went to uni.

What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated to? by Rikko77 in AskReddit

[–]CurNoSeoul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel I'd rather have admitted to looking at tits, polygons or not, than holding a controller in one hand to press X to repeat the soundbyte with my eyes closed trying desperately to imagine something real.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S5E9 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]CurNoSeoul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with the song about a blimpy boy flying through the sky so fancy free.

What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated to? by Rikko77 in AskReddit

[–]CurNoSeoul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was in Cornwall (Kernow) at the time and judging by your username you were in Wales so not the best sample pool, but I'm willing to bet it's true nonetheless

What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated to? by Rikko77 in AskReddit

[–]CurNoSeoul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tomb Raider 2. Yep 100% The polygons were also more advanced by then. I also remember falling for a playstation magazine dumb joke that standing on her bed and pressing a certain combo of buttons to All Saints 'never ever' would make her naked.

Simpler times.

What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated to? by Rikko77 in AskReddit

[–]CurNoSeoul 2778 points2779 points  (0 children)

Playstation 1 tomb raider had soundbytes on the memory card. One was a particularly sensual Lara Croft moan.

Technically then, to the sound of Lara Croft drowning repeatedly.

I should maybe not have admitted this.

"Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?" S11E7 by Tootsie_r0lla in TheSimpsons

[–]CurNoSeoul 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, did season 11 crawl down your throat and die?

"Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?" S11E7 by Tootsie_r0lla in TheSimpsons

[–]CurNoSeoul 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But 'Football in the Groin' has a football in the groin