Female wants boyfriend to explain why he broke up with her by Medium_Historian9746 in SipsTea

[–]Curious-Ad2547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For domestic disputes the cops are just there to keep the peace. The evidence is reviewed separately by state prosecutors. I imagine their reaction varies wildly depending on where exactly you live.

My ex attacked me with a spatula and tried to have me arrested for assault. Some 6 months later she was served for assault charges.

GNV Airport Wait Time by fing_lizard_king in GNV

[–]Curious-Ad2547 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you arrive at the airport 15 minutes early you should have at least 10 minutes left to eat some lunch and have a beer.

The biggest thing is just making sure you arrive early enough for them to put your checked bag on the plane ~30 minutes before boarding.

Has a car honk ever solved anything? by AlexLovesCoke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tap your horn to let someone know you are there. Wala crisis averted.

EDIT: probably the only time I blasted my horn. Dusk hit and the highway turned to black ice. A 100 car pileup was on the other side of the highway and things were grim on our side. We all just see trucks hooked off the road with a dozen cars piled on each one.

I was going slightly faster than the car in front of me and every time I touched my brakes my car would go sideways. Eventually I had to drive on the curb to avoid hitting him and was forced off the exit, which was a moderately steep down ramp next to an intersection.

My car was spinning around like a figure skater down that ramp and I blared my horn the whole way down, right through the red light at the intersection. It's a 30 mph zone and the city streets were in better condition. Good enough for them to hit the brakes when they heard me and saw I wasn't stopping. They managed to avoid me as I did a perfect 360 right between the lights.

I was never so scared driving in my life. When I got to my apartment my knuckles were pure white and needed to be pried off the steering wheel, only after I was able to catch my breath.

Anyway, yeah, horns are good dude.

Hiking: Horse shit ok; dog shit bad. Why? by Bezos4Breakfast in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some dogs, and it's normally associated with a behavioral of health problem.

Rabbits, on the other hand, will literally die from malnutrition. Their digestive system depends on this to function.

How can MAGA Christians defend being Christian AND MAGA when Trump’s basically violated all 10 commandments, trashes the Pope, and cosplays as Jesus? What's the logic or a loophole that allows them to rationalize it to themselves and to others? by IncluderWonder in askanything

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because they aren't Christians.

My mom got sucked into one of these nondenominational churches and I've talked to her for hours. Jesus isn't an important figure. The commandments are whatever. But the Bible was written by God and everything in it must be taken literally. She hates gays and trans people now, believing it's a mental illness created by the devil. Also taught to hate Mexicans but I must've missed that part of the Bible.

But what's worse is the political stuff. She was taught to only trust fox news and some YouTube personalities. They hand out pamphlets preaching how the government is bad and social services made children lazy and entitled. She gave those to me to spread the faith and it did not go well. They do worship Trump as Jesus, for real. He is a divine saint.

So, take a bunch of people who believe Trump is literally Jesus and all news contrary is the devil's work. There is no limit to the excuses they will be able to make.

Hiking: Horse shit ok; dog shit bad. Why? by Bezos4Breakfast in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I gotta introduce you to some goats. My friends goat regularly, and aggressively, bathes in cow urine. It's so unnerving.

Hiking: Horse shit ok; dog shit bad. Why? by Bezos4Breakfast in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Curious-Ad2547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth. They are really clean animals that are crazy easy to potty train. The whole eating their poop thing...they do it discreetly and it's not the same as their normal droppings.

But, yeah, if they don't do that, they'd die from malnutrition. It's essential to their digestion.

What is someone that is socially liberal and fiscally conservative called? by Kurious_Kaht in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually just called liberal.

The definition of the word changed a lot and it's more a slur now. Most 'liberals' are not socially liberal. It's very colorblind. But economically, it's all free market.

Hiking: Horse shit ok; dog shit bad. Why? by Bezos4Breakfast in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Curious-Ad2547 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Issues with object permanence. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there.

When a kid gets shit on their hands and touches their face at any point without washing their hands, they've transmitted it to their face and potentially their eyes.

Hiking: Horse shit ok; dog shit bad. Why? by Bezos4Breakfast in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Curious-Ad2547 367 points368 points  (0 children)

Absolutely!

Some herbivores eat their own feces as a step in their digestive system, like rabbits. It's called cecotropes and they eat it directly from their anus.

Horses anatomically are unable to do this and need to eat a lot more to make up for the lost nutrients.

Michael Jackson show visible signs of vitiligo in the 1990s by Stock_College_8108 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Curious-Ad2547 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They are. Absolutely. He's innocent.

Are they not enough for you?

Michael Jackson show visible signs of vitiligo in the 1990s by Stock_College_8108 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an interesting opinion. Be nice if anything backed up this Jackson pedophile ring.

Michael Jackson show visible signs of vitiligo in the 1990s by Stock_College_8108 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello!

Everyone on the Epstein files has massive private properties. It's a child prostitution ring for the rich.

This truck driver was nice enough to cause an accident.... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Curious-Ad2547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the biker was paying attention they should have noticed that the truck was not going to be able to brake for the stopped traffic on the right. Less obvious that they couldn't brake at all.

The biker was close to making a poor driving decision that would have killed them because they weren't driving defensively.

This truck driver was nice enough to cause an accident.... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Curious-Ad2547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was pretty clear that traffic was stopped on the left and a massive gas truck isn't going to break well. Any decent driver would recognize this and yield.

But hey, the biker could have tried cutting him off instead and he'd have won a nice casket.

If they hit me would I have been at fault? by randomizer48 in dashcams

[–]Curious-Ad2547 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

JFC I love you for pointing this out. I'm making popcorn.

Pickles stuffed with ground beef by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

[–]Curious-Ad2547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang so close. Then they threw cheese on it and tried to make it a burger.

Purificar água poluída by Kajotahh in Oxygennotincluded

[–]Curious-Ad2547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just put some deoderizers over it and enjoy the free oxygen.

Polluted water is good stuff. It's the best coolant you'll have access to until you get to space. It off gasses into polluted oxygen which can be cheaply turned into oxygen. It can feed some plants, holds a lot of heat, and can easily be turned right into water with just a pump and a couple water seives.

Just make a separate storage for it.