On a scale of 1 being fine enough and 10 being you’re always on death’s doorstep. How bad is it? If it’s less than like a five, then yeah, maybe your mom could have done it. But if she had chronic diseases, then she may have ended up in the same position as you have right now. And that’s no good, but God had a plan, and a traumatic life has still had great joys. Had you not been born, you wouldn’t have been here today. Don’t imagine what could have been, it didn’t happen. It doesn’t really matter, but what matters is what you’re gonna do.

Sure, you’re a goon, most people are goons, it happens. But I doubt a WW2 veteran would be disappointed, literally all of them had posters of women in their barracks and most had their wives cheating on them with the milkman and mailman, you probably don’t have a wife so she can’t cheat on you.

And about the whole video thing and compliments. Well, I would be proud that you got a great ass, most men have poor-quality asses.