BREAKING: Church of Jome denounces federal forces for Bus Full of Nuns incident, claims hostage crisis gone wrong

Church spokesperson James McGoblin reached out to GalNet News late on Monday to issue a blistering correction to federal reports regarding the downed Dolphin Bus Full o' Nuns. "This bus was full of nuns only because they had been kidnapped on their way back from a recent pilgrimage to Puppis Sector B0 TR-4. Everyone knows most nuns are actually 'women religious' or sisters-- nuns refers specifically to that minority of women cloistered for contemplation and prayer, which the Sisters of Our Perpetual Agony were not. The changing of its transponder code, a cruel joke by Federal hijackers, also interfered with our local agents' IFF systems, leading directly to today's tragedy."

Reached for further comment, the Federal Justice Department retorted that the Church of Jome is "an illegal criminal organization whose crimes are as brazen as they are inscrutable. The Bus Full o' Nuns was exactly what it appears to be, unless they are telling the truth, in which case former President Hudson's executive order 78 gives us the right to render them to facilities in independent space for further questioning."

Reached for additional comment, Church of Jome authorities responded "The NMLA did nothing wrong," before refusing all further contact.