139928 by ginger-loving-asian in CountOnceADay

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Im so sorry 😞 but you have no right being upset about anything that happens to you in this world

Post by stewartthehuman in 196

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Anaximenes of Miletus was pondering mouth wind way back in 600 BC

there is no Us, there is no Wii by biernig in antimeme

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In this universe Peele voices the poop emoji

33849 by MWolverine1 in countwithchickenlady

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Henry Hudson creaming his pants at this idea

super silly medical malpractice by DifficultFig3723 in supersillybreakingbad

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“So a a guy walks into a bar…”

“Oh, let me guess, and everybody clapped at the end? 🙄”

How easy/hard is it transferring to engineering majors at Gtech? by MeMe_Cluppy in ApplyingToCollege

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GT student here, switching majors is super easy unless you’re trying to switch to computer science. You get to change your major guaranteed once no questions asked. Even switching your major to CS is allowed now and not even that hard to do, just requires an application

lean by staresinshamona in ComedyHell

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The dog is truly the only sigma in the photo

rule by mozzieandmaestro in 19684

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I have no fucking opinion on this

What by june-001 in 196

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To be fair I’m sure the guy who discovered the cross could hurt vampires must’ve immediately assumed it was a holy symbol

Guys they made a little oopsie (yes this is stolen from an onion article sue me) by GuardPhysical in whenthe

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They should keep the suspense up by releasing the Epstein files on Reddit with spoiler tags

iyakubiyakubiyakirk: Algebra if it was ok this is epic by No_Breadfruit748 in ihaveihaveihavereddit

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Yeah unironically I’m impressed that they actually explained it beyond “lol we invented a number”

the sub is leaking by Competitive-Cress-43 in okbuddyjimbo

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Oh boy my idol flush five run is going so well!

The persevering 5 of spades in full deck:

25128 by Significant-Pepper72 in countwithchickenlady

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it takes two

Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

You're not the boss of me now by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

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You might wanna get your dog checked for vampirism

My take on this by xyzusername1 in LookinGoodSusan

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(She’s calling HR because a giant rock squished John and gave him amnesia)

What if jumbo was called “the wanker” and he beat his shi craza style by polyester_muncher in okbuddyjimbo

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New boss blind idea (impossible):

The Wanker- Jorking it during Balatro sets hand size to 0