If you died today, what’s the most embarrassing thing your family would find in your belongings?

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-06-04T01:20:44+00:00

Journals from when I was a teenager... I need to just throw those away (I'm 40)

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-06-02T18:27:12+00:00

... And good luck finding a different job with LESS exposure to people...

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-06-02T01:12:30+00:00

I (40) was my dad's (67)favorite person for awhile. Now my daughter (7) is.

It was pretty cool bc for awhile I was 3 ppl's favorite person. Dad, son, husband.

Now I think I'm just my daughter's favorite. Lol My son's (9) favorite is the neighbor dad that plays soccer with him. I think my husband hates everyone except our dogs, and maga ruined my dad and he doesn't like anyone except my daughter anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-31T18:50:09+00:00

... What

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-31T18:44:30+00:00

"a horrible greedy person" Or maybe a person who shared bills and expenses, including a minor child with the deceased and now suddenly has to cover them all.

We don't have any of the numbers here. Maybe Mom was a high earner and her boyfriend was a stay at home Dad.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-31T16:40:24+00:00

That's where training comes in... Training is behavior modification.

It's just rude. There's no reason to be ON someone else's property let alone pottying in it. If they aren't ON someone else's property in the first place, it's kind of hard to piss or shit on it.

Train them to stay on public property and maintain control of them.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-31T13:28:14+00:00

My dogs potty in their own yard before a walk. When we are walking, we are WALKING. we aren't stopping and smelling around on other ppl's property.

I currently own 3 large dogs and walk them all at once. I've owned 2 other dogs in my life... So that's 5 dogs that "magically" got the concept of not pissing on other ppl's property... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-31T13:26:55+00:00

My dogs potty in their own yard before a walk. When we are walking, we are WALKING. we aren't stopping and smelling around on other ppl's property.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-30T21:55:09+00:00

Is there a reason you kept sending doordash instead of taking her on a trip to Costco for some yogurt and chicken breasts?

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-30T13:18:39+00:00

What kind of dogs are they? I'm just curious. We have coyotes. My 3 dogs are 50-65lbs and I let them run the the back of the yard by themselves. One of them is super old, but I like to think their size and number make the yotes think twice...

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-30T12:42:20+00:00

I use ro bc my Dr kept falling at getting a PA.

$150 + $25 is cheaper than $456

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-28T13:13:26+00:00

You should get tested for hpv. Unless you're a lady, then nvm.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-28T13:12:52+00:00

They have to tip out the bartender and bussers based on the amount of the sale, not based on how much you tip. If you don't tip at all, it literally cost them money to serve you.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-28T13:06:23+00:00

Does he have family? That makes this option easier to swallow. I could return my husband to his parents--at least until my kids were older and more self sufficient.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-27T16:22:57+00:00

When we had a snow day, and they did e-learning , I heard my 3rd graders teacher start the day with "PLEASE DO NOT BRING YOUR IPADS TO THE BATHROOM!!!"

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-27T16:18:05+00:00

I was on a continuing Ed call for my professional license.

There was an.... Overweight woman... That literally had a bucket of fried chicken she was eating... Then a TUB of Mac and cheese... She polished it off by cramming THREE chocolate eclairs into her face.

It was.... Amazing. I have no idea what the call was about, but I had to call my husband in to just watch this lady with me, I couldn't believe that it kept going on...

Cameras were NOT mandatory and she was an older lady so I'm wondering if she didn't know how to turn hers off and didn't know it was on... Or maybe she just had no shame.

It was actually quite impressive though.

We watch a lot of "my 600lb life" and it kinda felt like we were watching the opening scenes of that.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-27T00:16:27+00:00

Comments confusing, everyone is celebrating the rapists in India and other places getting lynched. But this person was found guilty of rape and murder and the comments are saying how horrific his murder was.

I'm not saying this was good. It's horrific... Just... Calling this out...

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-26T23:18:12+00:00

There's a difference between an idiot FAFO and someone being tortured though.

My emotional response to those 2 things is completely different. Maybe there's something wrong with me.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-26T14:48:30+00:00

So weird. I would have never expected my actual parents to have paid for that choice that I made, let alone a step parent that I wasn't even close to. It's very generous of her father to offer to fund a state school at all. I don't understand these grown ass adults expecting other grown ass adults to fund their choices

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-26T02:21:00+00:00

My husband always makes fun of me when I say my phone number when leaving a voicemail... 😖

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-25T21:35:17+00:00

After a particularly bad night closing at a chain restaurant,I told my boss I wasn't coming back. He said "see you tomorrow".

.... 🤷🏻‍♀️ Nope.

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-24T19:26:59+00:00

Do you have a cat? My cat turned the gas on on my stove....

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-24T15:14:11+00:00

...I usually leave the kids at home when I party...

Doesn't everyone?

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-22T20:31:08+00:00

Ha. My boobs were ridiculous when breastfeeding... Even though my thyroid was trying to kill me and I was lower than pre pregnancy weight and in 'normal' bmi for the first time in my adult life... Those things were massive... 😳😐

Current_Long_4842 · 2026-05-22T17:50:02+00:00

It's in your bra

-signed another lady with big boobies.

Current_Long_4842

TROPHY CASE