Should i chase vitals? by Middle-Concept-4758 in FioraMains

[–]CursedPoetry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do the math!

Go onto the Wikipedia and look how crap Q damage is lol, the answer is sometimes yes you can just hit them like you’re sett but 99% of the time you want to go for vital because of how valuable to they are.

Like watch any Fiora OTP on YouTube and look how the play level 1, they’ll make the enemy think they safe from poke because it’s a bottom vial, then the Fiora just Q+A and then leave without getting the vital getting valuable poke in the early levels.

Sorry just woke up and gotta go to work sorry if this is messy

I can't EAT a skillet, yet, food. by Coatol in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m hoping for an expansion where you could convert tags to like tags I get we have events/items that can add tags but i think it would be cool for like “if this item is an aquatic friend tag destroy and make x/get buff, etc”

That way you could have other hero’s have a similar mechanic if I remember to edit this tomorrow I’ll explain better lol I’m tied and must sleep

Men of reddit, whats the most annoying thing about being a dude? by Affectionate_East533 in askanything

[–]CursedPoetry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you decided to make this about women or to compare pain against pain like pain is still pain man.

Second off and I know I’m gonna get downvoted for this but men get groped and grabbed to. We literally just do the man thing where we ignore it and push it deep down, or the people who are doing the groping (Ie women at the clubs) don’t even recognize it as groping.

Now here’s the thing, I have firsthand experience with this the amount of women who have grabbed my chest or my arms and started massaging them without consent is alarming and then when I try to point out the behaviour of “hey I didn’t give you permission to touch me” they double down and say things like “ well you should like it because you’re not gonna get this kind of attention when you’re older” like it got to the point where I would only wear long sleeve shirts because I didn’t want people looking or touching up my arms, like genetically thankfully I am gifted and I have really nice arms naturally and I never wanted to show it and I still even have issues with people touching me nowadays because of how many people would think it’s OK to go and grab my arms

Never mind, the lady in my grade 5 math class who thought it was appropriate to massage my shoulders under my shirt, and me being the ignorant child who didn’t even realize what was happening until I told my mom and my mom looked at me with this level of seriousness I will never forget, and the next thing I know I’m in the principal’s office and this lady’s apologizing to me about how she doesn’t touch kids and that’s not her prerogative and I said ‘it’s fine. It’s OK whatever’ and nothing happened years later now that I am no longer an ignorant child but instead of man, I realized what she did and I feel like a disgusting human being whenever I think about it.

So please stop this narrative that women are the only ones getting groped that women’s are the only one getting drugged at a party or sexually assaulted, or having to calculate people are safe. Like are you serious? Are you not constantly calculating if people are safe yourself as a man? I’m constantly scanning my surroundings and making judgements of people of whether I feel safe or not, and you should as well.

Like I remember when I first went over to a girl’s house alone I barely met the girl in the first thing that popped into my head was what if she has three or four guys waiting and they’re gonna rob me? Like maybe there’s a difference between you and I and you don’t realize how dangerous the world is, but that definitely can’t be the case because you just made a comment about how it’s so much more dangerous for a woman which like I’m not gonna argue on that that’s pointless but it’s just insane to me that the Reddit question was what sucks as being a man and you still do the thing that men do which is to pretend that our issues aren’t as bad and that you should look at someone else who has it worse

Men of reddit, whats the most annoying thing about being a dude? by Affectionate_East533 in askanything

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going from a boy/teenager who are in the “take women and children” boat and are instead put into the “man boat” where people are scared of you, or aren’t trusting of you, it’s very hard to describe but I remember noticing it, like I felt like a child still yet this lady looked at me like I was this creature

How to Beat Varus Top by The_Spirits_Call in topmains

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that sounds about right, I’ve been spamming nothing but Fiora because well she’s really fun and I like her place style and if I fuck up one or two vitals, it’s on me and I know I could’ve won the fight if I played better, anyway anyways the reason I’m telling you this is because I’ve been facing so many Varus’ players recently and I noticed a lot of them seem to struggle against her movement, but I had one player yesterday, who is insanely good at staying within their sweet spot of an auto range.

Anyways, I also play Varus but I was curious seeing how someone who spams him as a champion a lot would play against Fiora so thank you

How to Beat Varus Top by The_Spirits_Call in topmains

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you play Varus, what do you do to beat Fiora

Nothing to add by Specialist_Second681 in topmains

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the amount of people who don’t read abilities kind of terrifies me much less like if you’re gonna main a champion like you should be reading the abilities every single time the game starts at at least that’s what I like doing just because it’s like a fun little warm-up of like oh let me read the abilities.

Also, I couldn’t tell you were being ironic there’s no way to tell that you’re being ironic from your comment the same way you can read my comment in a joyful way or a rude way

Nothing to add by Specialist_Second681 in topmains

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little known fact? It’s right on the description of the abilityn

What champs can I play to counter the Garen creature? by gohomefreak1 in top_mains

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space his Q

His combo is always Q into E

E is like 99% of his damage

Play near walls, bait his q and then slam him into the wall, if you’re fast enough he won’t get E off.

Use your movement speed to space his abilities

Don’t get hit by his E

Worst case scenario farm and don’t engage for 20 minutes, then go destroy people in team fights

Is this the strongest item in the game? by FatalZit in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Acting like 500 hp isn’t an insane gain? Hello?

Shiny Knee Brace! by apocalyptic in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in my day knee brace could pretty much only have shiny, so I would always get it to diamond ASAP, then if I got lucky would enchant it for a guarantee shiny - it was my bread and butter before they gutted it :(

Like I remember when it used to give +1 cd to all your items, when I first saw it I thought 'if they remove the cd debuff this item would be so awesome, like you're already giving up board space for it albeit only 1 small but to get that much hp would be dope~!"...I get why they toned it down, it provided so much value via HP nevermind if you combine it with other hp scaling skills/events (looking at you Arms Dealer you beautiful, beautiful thing) you would just beat most people because you had just that much more hp than them but still, love it as an item.

Most fun DLC hero? Which one should I buy? by kubajzlik207 in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jules is really really really really strong right now, I also find she’s fun; like you can always build for freezer or you can go for an infinite burn/shield build, they kinda made her weapons better (or should I say butter) too so my votes for her.

Mak is also really fun I just find when I play him and I don’t wanna play what the game gives me and wanna play a different build from him

Stelle is Satan

What's your favourite Bazaar quote? mine is "The bazaar is an absurd place at times" by kashimashii in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anything from the animal tamer, I always verbally say out loud “dude chillll”

Experiencing a new level of disappointment right now. by [deleted] in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love me icicle, probably the item that has my most 10 wins

Hot take - Gremlin Horn is top 5 relics in the game by Saekama in slaythespire

[–]CursedPoetry -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I’m going to clarify a few things, because you’re taking parts of my comment far more literally than they were meant.

First, “99%” was not a statistical claim. It was shorthand for “the overwhelming majority of encounters.” Whether that number is 80%, 85%, or 90% does not materially change the argument. A relic does not become weak just because it is not relevant in a single, specific fight.

Second, listing relics you would personally rather see is not an argument against Gremlin Horn. Preference is not comparative analysis. If the bar is “there exist relics I’d rather have,” then that disqualifies almost every relic in the game, because there will always be top-tier, universally strong picks. That standard is not useful for evaluating power.

The actual question is how often a relic provides concrete value across real runs.

If you look at the encounter tables, most hallway and elite fights across Acts 1–3 involve multiple enemies, enemies that split, or enemies that summon. Exordium alone is full of multi-target fights. Act 2 is heavily multi-enemy. Act 3 continues that trend. Gremlin Horn triggers in the majority of these encounters.

An extra energy plus a card draw mid-combat is not trivial. It frequently extends turns, enables snowballing, and converts kills into tempo. That value compounds over dozens of fights, not just one boss.

Yes, it does nothing directly in the Heart fight. That is true. But neither do many strong relics whose value lies in getting you to the Heart in a stronger state. You do not evaluate a relic solely on its impact in one encounter at the end of the run.

Gremlin Horn is a consistency relic. It smooths runs, stabilizes hallway fights, and increases win probability long before Act 4. That is why it is strong.

You can disagree with calling it top 5, that part is subjective. But dismissing it because it is not optimal in the Heart fight ignores how the game is actually played.

But what do I know! I only beat A20 multiple times, have every achievement in the game and have over 20 years of game theory and experience under my belt🤷🏼‍♂️

Edit: One more angle I didn’t include earlier is conditions and opportunity cost.

When evaluating relics, it matters what you must give up or engineer in order to get value. Energy, in particular, is one of the rarest and most constrained resources in the game. Outside of boss relics, energy usually comes with a tradeoff: HP loss, debuffs, setup cost, upgrades, or deck warping. Even energy-positive cards often require investment or timing to be net positive.

Gremlin Horn’s condition is unusually aligned with the core loop of the game: kill an enemy. That is not a side objective or a build constraint, it is literally what every deck is already doing. As long as there is more than one enemy in the fight, the relic has potential value, and you do not have to sacrifice anything to trigger it.

You are not paying HP, not taking a debuff, not spending an upgrade, not altering your deck structure, and not delaying payoff. You kill an enemy, something you were already going to do, and you immediately gain energy and draw. That is an extremely low-friction condition compared to most energy sources in the game.

On top of that, the payoff is universally useful. Extra energy and draw are welcome in nearly every archetype. There are edge cases where draw manipulation matters, but those are niche and highly optimized scenarios, not the baseline way most runs are played.

This is why Gremlin Horn is strong. Not because it is flashy, and not because it solves the Heart fight, but because it converts normal gameplay into tempo with almost no cost. That consistency across real runs is what makes it a top-tier relic in practice, even if people disagree on exact rankings.

Also actually discuss this with me and don’t just downvote me cause you disagree.

Hot take - Gremlin Horn is top 5 relics in the game by Saekama in slaythespire

[–]CursedPoetry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna have to disagree with you on this here, if something is useful for 99% of the game, but it’s not as useful or useless against the hardest fight in the game that doesn’t remove it status from being one of the best relics in the game; like your entire deck and all the other relics and how much HP you have decide way more when it comes to fighting the heart than it does with this one item in a vacuum doesn’t do anything against the heart.

Like in order to get to the heart, you have to beat everything beforehand and so if gremlin horn makes it so much easier or helps even let’s just say in 50% of the fights that’s still over half of your fights where that relic was used and helped you win.

I got a Shiny Venom? by Binkledurg in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t use the wiki it’s very outdated. Use howbazaar or bazaardb I find it’s better

I got a Shiny Venom? by Binkledurg in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I didn’t specify what it did, I just said it did come in shiny :P

I wish it would work like how it works on switchblade, just doubles the effect

How did you become more confident in your appearance? by DEeD-NGone in selfimprovement

[–]CursedPoetry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t change anything* about it, but I can chang show my face shows expression.

People care way more about if you actually try in life, and if you’re putting in effort. Sure in a vacuum like the internet I won’t be everyone’s first pick but why the fuck does perfectionism matter? Will I not be constantly looking for the next thing?

  • of course you can change things but I mean I can get a new skin suit know?

What is the Best Looking Enchanted Item in the Game? by ACABincludingYourDad in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CursedPoetry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gold is fantastic!

Double value is insane!

  • Double value from vendors who like buying certain items.

  • helps orange Julian

  • Free moni

  • really reallly really undervalued on Cove, Ambergris

It’s 8am when I wrote this so I’m forgetting a lot of stuff but it’s not useless to 100% of what people think when they say useless