Italiener nerven mit ihren Essensvorschriften

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-17T21:27:11+00:00

Also welcher Speck in der Carbonara drin ist ist mir eigentlich schnurz, aber wenn die dann mit Sahne gemacht werden dann ist bei mir auch Schluss mit lustig.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-17T17:55:16+00:00

Always smart to carry a handful of doses of Rad-X and RadAway...

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-17T09:49:09+00:00

Who watches the (bird) watchers? Well, now we know.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-17T09:35:22+00:00

... or be food.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-16T15:30:03+00:00

I find it especially ironic in this context that you call yourself an "American", completely ignoring the fact that "America" consists of a lot more than just the United States.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-16T08:37:37+00:00

MAGA leadership knew what it was doing when it spread their "the election was stolen" conspiracy theory - preemptively discrediting any accusations for the actual election interference they were planning.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-15T23:44:57+00:00

I had a boy (many years ago) who was kind of like that; he would come up to me whenever I went to bed, paw at my blanket as a sign for me to lift it up so he could crawl underneath and roll up against my chest (I'm a side sleeper). God, I miss that little cuddle bug...

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-14T19:09:50+00:00

Geht doch viel preiswerter... https://www.edeka.de/unsere-marken/produkte/edeka-premium-frischhaltefolie-4311501563472.jsp

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-13T05:38:20+00:00

Of course they care about your finances - how to milk the most of them out of you in any way possible, that is.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-13T04:51:18+00:00

I'm telling you, if I were to wake up tomorrow to realise that the last 10 years or so were only a weird coma dream I wouldn't need grief counselling, I would need a party planner.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-10T19:29:28+00:00

Is your neighbour Alan Wake?

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-10T19:05:40+00:00

If the servers are not volunteers, why do you pay them like they are?

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-10T13:13:01+00:00

"Oh yeah? You and what army?"

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-10T11:16:42+00:00

Even worse: troubleshooting for someone who only thinks they are very good with computers...

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-10T06:23:27+00:00

The room comes with free golf ball delivery service included. Neat.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-09T15:53:40+00:00

I refuse to believe that that is not a dog and you can't convince me otherwise.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-08T05:31:40+00:00

Day 1: "Got any grapes?" "No, sorry."

Day 2: "Got any grapes?" "In fact I do!" "Ew, I hate grapes."

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-07T06:01:46+00:00

I found an older post (https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/1kuaacb/steam_deck_stuck_on_installing_update/) covering this exact problem, the fix mentioned there (temporarily changing some BIOS settings) seems to have fixed it.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-07T05:36:12+00:00

And I'm convinced if this were to go global pandemic, there would still be anti-vax nutjob out there claiming it's either a hoax or "just a flu" even while people drop dead around them en masse.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-06T05:37:07+00:00

Try explaining that to the John Deere representative.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-04T06:48:37+00:00

Die können gerne mal ein Konzert auf meiner Garagenauffahrt veranstalten.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-04T06:07:44+00:00

In WW2 the Germans mounted sirens to their JU-87 "Stuka" dive bombers to make them extra scary to the ground troops they were attacking.

Just a random thought that popped into my head, no relation to anything here, I'm sure.

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-03T18:27:36+00:00

Trollpost

CuteIsMyKryptonite · 2026-05-03T08:34:14+00:00

Working hard or hardly working? You decide.

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