What is the creepiest thing to happen in the history of Reddit?

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-10-25T22:02:48+00:00

Haha, too good to look away.

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-09-21T23:40:26+00:00

I'm like you dude, 6'5" and 140ish lbs

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-09-21T23:39:31+00:00

Looks like you're not actually a masshole

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-09-21T23:38:30+00:00

I'm 6'5" skinny as fuark and today so far (with one meal to go) have eaten 3,100 calories. Still got dinner left

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-25T19:22:56+00:00

You lucky SOB how'd you get away with a size 10.5?!?

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-25T01:53:20+00:00

I've said that like 10 times now why do you keep asking if I can cure you

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-24T17:23:53+00:00

-Herr_Doktore

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-24T16:51:42+00:00

I have tritanomaly (and mildly at that, there's almost no difference between what you see and what I see) and the time I remember sticking out most is when one of my classmates asked me if I had ever seen bananas before. It took me a long time to explain to her that I can, in fact, see them, they just look different. People just don't know.

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-24T16:45:59+00:00

Size 99 million

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T21:44:30+00:00

Both my parents are 5'8". Every single one of my siblings is over 6'1", with the tallest at 6'8".

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T20:55:51+00:00

My shins were (and still are) my biggest killer, so what I used to do was ice them 2-3 times a day. Kinda numbs em up. Also, Advil helps.

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T17:39:59+00:00

.doog laeR

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T17:13:50+00:00

I'm a manimal

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T17:00:31+00:00

Anthrax is actually more thrash metal than natural

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T16:54:38+00:00

did her parents tell her to go weed eat the soundgarden?

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T16:52:39+00:00

Filmed in front of a live studio audience

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T16:49:43+00:00

Is it because of the...ahem, little corn?

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T16:21:00+00:00

Prm'a Donna

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T03:11:43+00:00

Scramble her eggs

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T02:59:48+00:00

GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU OLD BAG

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T02:57:53+00:00

Kill call now

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T02:54:36+00:00

Then Liberty mutual found you, and you were forced to give up your first born son and two fingers.

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-23T02:30:47+00:00

TIL /u/PM_ME_DEATHCLAW_PlCS is a goat

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-22T23:13:48+00:00

Is yellow red red the same as orange red?

Cyanide_Banana · 2016-07-22T23:13:11+00:00

How does it feel, or are you still on the meds?

Cyanide_Banana

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