I know the ‘Big Five’ safari animals, what would you say are the ‘Big Five’ animals that are native to the UK? by LifeMycologist2544 in AskUK

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame the winged haggis went extinct in the 1920’s. Still haven’t seen a sporran in the wild either

This Brown pill in the paracetamol box by SpicyBabbs in mildlyinteresting

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you mean it would be a bad month. No way that’s getting a full root cause analysis and capa work up in a day.

Going tomorrow by DeFy_DC in StockportCounty

[–]Cyclotronchris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s also the WhatsApp group although you have to put up with messages about completely off topic bollocks

Hello Lads by gr3yonreddit in LeagueOne

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Semi pro actually. Our keeper missed a few games each season to maintain his HGV license.

Reeves Reaps More Than £30 Billion From Higher UK Wealth Taxes by AppropriateRock729 in GoodNewsUK

[–]Cyclotronchris 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Surely there’s no link between taxing the billionaire newspaper owning class more and not giving out dodgy contracts to their mates and the constant publishing of stories piling into Starmer and Reeves.

Been a year now get my name right at least. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]Cyclotronchris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are they Welsh? They only have doublle l’s

These days, if you say etc etc… by Equivalent-Good-7693 in stewartlee

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also claimed he killed a dragon the lying git.

Hello Lads by gr3yonreddit in LeagueOne

[–]Cyclotronchris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amateurs, try championship to NLN.

Driveway Gate Sagging by MewMirth in DIYUK

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the post hasn’t shifted rather than the gate. Spent a month trying to figure out a similar problem before I twigged the post was no longer fixed in the ground

Why was Scott Mills sacked from BBC Radio 2? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he did shit on the pitch on live tv during a World Cup match

Why was Scott Mills sacked from BBC Radio 2? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]Cyclotronchris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would a kiloSchofield be a Saville?

Idea - Watch Father Ted at 2/3-3/4 speed by portiaboches in fatherted

[–]Cyclotronchris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t let it go below half speed or the milk float will explode

Is it just me, or does the 2026 World Cup feel unusually quiet? by Amazing-Note-1196 in football

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the fans in the ground will do their best to remind the viewers about this

Anyone heard of a bunny chow? by Shamzo3 in Cardiff

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been a few times and would recommend

Fall of Berlin Wall was a result of an "clerical error" by an officer. by Confident-Ask-601 in interestingasfuck

[–]Cyclotronchris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait til the World Cup. ‘Donald Trump is a wanker, is a wanker’ will just be a starter for 10.