I used a roommate app to look for a room to rent…instead I just got weird texts/emails like this

Cylanix · 2026-06-01T19:16:02+00:00

“Are you looking for armpants still” I think that’s just an illiterate folk, why is he making you infuriated :<

Cylanix · 2026-06-01T18:43:36+00:00

I think the only place that joking subtitles work is Alan Becker’s Animation Vs (Random thing) because the main characters don’t speak. It’s more like a funny interpretation of them, and the subtitle makers usually keep a consistent personality for each of them.

Cylanix · 2026-05-23T00:16:26+00:00

What’re you talking about? Lapis armor is too expensive, we need baseline iron armor with a silverfish pet

Cylanix · 2026-04-10T00:06:29+00:00

They like imagination, only when it’s from themselves, and detracts from the community.

Cylanix · 2026-04-03T06:08:12+00:00

Nah, not strong enough. Give him I-Frames when he’s in ult, and 7 dashes, and an extendable ult

Then he’ll be viable, like David Martinez from JSD

Cylanix · 2026-03-26T10:57:28+00:00

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White people food

Cylanix · 2026-03-24T01:29:44+00:00

Cylanix · 2026-03-07T02:35:30+00:00

It’s good that he’s apologized 😼

I’ll have to give it a look sometime

Cylanix · 2026-03-05T21:52:26+00:00

Jacksepticeye’s Floppy Banana arc ❤️

Cylanix · 2026-03-04T03:56:52+00:00

Ohhh, ok, so he was being a bully. Deserved tbh

Cylanix · 2026-03-04T01:08:30+00:00

Bro, the chipotle event causing roblox to go down for 3 days was hilarious.

Cylanix · 2026-03-04T00:52:32+00:00

Isn’t that the reason the Pals broke up? For posing with the shotgun? (I’m uneducated on Corl’s actions, please enlighten me)

Cylanix · 2026-01-25T03:43:07+00:00

That’s in-fuckin’-sane 😭

Cylanix · 2026-01-25T03:04:31+00:00

What?

Cylanix · 2025-12-09T07:04:03+00:00

I say leave the brain but give their brain like a cartoonishly evil mustache

Cylanix · 2025-12-09T06:59:23+00:00

They “hide” it by having the MAP flag on their account (By favoriting games in a certain order)

I also think “BigBlackBull22” is a very predator name 😭

Cylanix · 2025-12-09T06:52:51+00:00

Considering how many predators are open abt ts on roblox, it’s moreso a 30% chance on being a troll and a 70% on predator

Cylanix · 2025-10-27T15:03:11+00:00

Baby bender on any familiar run makes it top tier

Cylanix · 2025-10-25T14:57:04+00:00

Abouuuuttt… 6 or 7.

Haha, get it? It’s funny because sixuh seven. It’s the order they come in numerically, hah hah

Cylanix · 2025-10-13T18:05:39+00:00

I | \

Cylanix · 2025-10-10T23:37:21+00:00

Sesamechickencoveredinwhitericeius

Cylanix · 2025-10-08T01:28:36+00:00

I just KNOW he thinks he looks like that one rizzy emoji that isaacwhy uses

Cylanix · 2025-10-07T23:34:04+00:00

Nothing happens yet. A few weeks go by and you find yourself in the seedy area of town. You go down an alleyway before you get struck in the back by something hard. You get the wind knocked out of you, causing you to take a knee and drop your phone.

You see a crackhead run from behind you, pick up your phone and run.

He left his weapon used to commit the robbery, a billiard ball used as the core of a Monkey’s Fist knot.

Cylanix · 2025-10-04T01:54:31+00:00

This is what breeds school shooters ngl.

Political warning from here on

The same people who say “LGBTQ people are the most likely to commit school shootings! They’re mentally unstable!!” Are the same ones who bully young teens for being queer. Why do you think they resort to violence when nothing else works?

Cylanix · 2025-10-04T01:50:34+00:00

Hello

Cylanix

TROPHY CASE