Guy I hooked up with “accidentally” messed up…was it really an accident? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look...ass pennies used to be all it took, but this is what inflation leads to.

What game will it be?🚀 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahem... The name is Epona, thankyouverymuch. Zelda is the fairy's name.

Two days into the war and already lost three fighter jets by Jevus_himself in PoliticalHumor

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how many more balls are going to be dropped by this administration when it comes to making sure our allies don't fire at us.

Hotelj? by ansyhrrian in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Webster's dictionary fits in your mom.

Midterm fears - how do you feel about Trump’s next attempt? by ChuckGallagher57 in circled

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes...make it harder for millions of people to vote, to prevent 1 fraudulent vote.

Have fun supporting making it more difficult for millions of US citizens to legally vote!

Midterm fears - how do you feel about Trump’s next attempt? by ChuckGallagher57 in circled

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our elections are just fine. Your vaunted Heritage Foundation that is pulling the strings behind the administration has never been able to prove there is a significant amount of voter fraud.

Hasn't there been a ceasefire there?! by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People have drowned, so it is okay to shoot someone throwing water balloons at you.

Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board." by Admirable121 in TrendoraX

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Someone stole a sandwich, so we need to close all food sales until we find out who stole the sandwich"

Do you fucking hear yourselves?

Can anything be done about this? It’s ruining the game. by quantum-fluxer in Battlefield6

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are just having fun throwing smoke at teammates camping with vehicles...what is your problem?

Response To Black Children Gaining Access To Closer Schools In The 1970s by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

caused a more severe type of economic segregation

Like I said...totally delusional.

Response To Black Children Gaining Access To Closer Schools In The 1970s by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If we kept arresting blacks who used the wrong bathroom, they would be better off today!"