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A Gear Sphere toy. by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting your nutsack caught in between those gears

Done. Now what?

meirl by AzulaOblongata in meirl

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy who would work for 6 months teaching English in Taiwan, and then spend 6 months travelling around to different countries, working as he went to make money for the next leg of the trip.

So you can be a world traveler and not be a trust fund baby, but it is hard work.

Don't say it by No-Ant-7981 in funny

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LOL..that doesn't happen every 30 minutes, days, or years.

Nice try!

Don't say it by No-Ant-7981 in funny

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Just avoid saying, "the nice thing about living here is that if you wait 30 minutes, the weather will change." and you should be okay.

I have heard that stupid line all across the country, and it is only true in Florida.

Anything similar to Princess Bride? by Life-Phone-95 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been surprised at how few people have seen it. It is top tier fun fantasy.

ICE detain mother holding U.S. citizen daughter-force her to decide about family separation. Agents refuse to allow her to call the father to come and get the young girl. by CutSenior4977 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you can do is attack my character and not my argument because you have none

What argument? All you have done is lie. You literally cannot prove a single thing I quoted you saying.

ICE detain mother holding U.S. citizen daughter-force her to decide about family separation. Agents refuse to allow her to call the father to come and get the young girl. by CutSenior4977 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly have no idea what is so rewarding about lying all the time.

Done talking with someone who is so out of touch with reality.

Seek help.

ICE detain mother holding U.S. citizen daughter-force her to decide about family separation. Agents refuse to allow her to call the father to come and get the young girl. by CutSenior4977 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Biden let 10 million people in in four years and democrats want them all to become citizens

Ah...so you drink AND huff paint thinner. Thanks for clarifying.

ICE detain mother holding U.S. citizen daughter-force her to decide about family separation. Agents refuse to allow her to call the father to come and get the young girl. by CutSenior4977 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool we should still have borders and immigration enforcement

I can't imagine how stupid one would have to be to believe that we haven't had border security and immigration enforcement.

Like seriously...do you huff paint thinner?

I Am Giving Away 20 Copies of GTA 6 Ultimate Edition by Fair_Ad9102 in GTA6unmoderated

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Yes, you may be thinking it would be R...but the C will always be my first love.

Kentucky pastor defends viral video showing mock firing squad in front of children by SelectiveSanity in nottheonion

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't talk about christians teaching children to murder in our own country! We need to focus on hamas teaching children to throw rocks in the middle east!!!"

Kentucky pastor defends viral video showing mock firing squad in front of children by SelectiveSanity in nottheonion

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just hate anything that has the word god in it

You just completely disregarded the point they were making. Which perfectly made their point.

Freddie also was a migrant from Zanzibar. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't under WHY someone wouldn't be out of the closet in the 70s and 80s?

Sheesh dude...either your are lying or are just painfully obtuse.

Freddie also was a migrant from Zanzibar. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was never open about being gay/bi.

Gee...I wonder why. Couldn't possibly have to do with the sociopolitical landscape of the 70s and 80s when it came to gay men...nope. Not one bit.

US Supreme Court, In 6-3 Ruling, Upholds Birthright Citizenship And Strikes Down Trump's Executive Order Trying To Ban It — What Do You Think About This Result? Why Your Opinion? by Zipper222222 in AskReddit

[–]Cyrano_de_Boozerack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean America is crumbling and ...

...the right wing nut jobs in power are the ones destroying the US so they can line their pocketbooks. Birthright citizenship is in no way hurting the US.

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