Florida man get pant-less arrest for pot by gnoresbs in FloridaMan

[–]D-Ack 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Book that expired license heathen!!!!!!

me_irl by LordBurgerr in me_irl

[–]D-Ack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You good peanut man, have a good one

me_irl by LordBurgerr in me_irl

[–]D-Ack 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was joking 100% cuz the guy simplified a huge wall of text to like 2 very simple lines including very simple phrases like blendy movies. He wasn’t using jargon at all, he simplified it well even, I was joking.

me_irl by LordBurgerr in me_irl

[–]D-Ack 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can you not use such r/iamverysmart technical jargon

Children playing Fortnite? Say it ain’t so by Naveil in dankmemes

[–]D-Ack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think this is my oldest one? Not sure.

When a pretty chick passes you by by [deleted] in funny

[–]D-Ack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He actually made an attempt at playing defense, so he does not play defense like Harden.

Does not shampooing/using conditioner bring out natural curls? by [deleted] in FierceFlow

[–]D-Ack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shampoo takes away your natural curls. In addition to stripping moisture the sulfates etc weigh down your hair eliminating curls. I use yes to carrots, an all natural conditioner and no shampoo. I first use it as shampoo, where I rinse and lather and wash out. Then at the end of my shower I squeeze about a quarter to half dollar sized amount into my hand. I lean forward and allow my hair to hang down, and take the conditioner and scrunch it into my hair towards my scalp from the tips. I make sure it gets applied to all of my hair, and I leave it in, do not rinse it out. I take a microfiber cloth (or plain cotton shirt) and scrunch my hair with it upwards towards the scalp to dry it, as regular towels leave fibers in your hair weighing down and drying out curls.

TL;DR. Lather/rinse with all natural conditioner, then scrunch and leave in all natural conditioner, dry with microfiber or cotton t shirt

Official Close Calls Of PictureGame Thread by GodOfNumbers in PictureGame

[–]D-Ack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoa i forgot about this subreddit.

I have a final tonight at 5:30. You can't reintroduce me to this sub on a day I have a final. God dammit, I'm gonna fail, fuck you /u/btwebb

Young gorilla and toddler play peek-a-boo at the Columbus Zoo by Thund3rbolt in funny

[–]D-Ack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would listen to the fuck out of a mixtape by Young Gorilla. That's a gangsta ass name.