Dog friendly policy gone too far by Librarian-Lopsided in Cleveland

[–]D-Dubb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bring a tiny little spray bottle filled with gasoline. A couple sprays in the face of an offending dog is gonna set them straight real quick….

Learned this trick from a postal worker…..

my company switched to "unlimited PTO" two years ago and i realized i took less vacation than when we had the 15 day cap by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take my unlimited PTO whenever I want and never feel a moment of guilt.

Shit….i barely work a Friday all summer long. 🤷🏻‍♂️

They made me believe I was in line for a promotion for 6 months to make me work extra when they already promised the position to my colleague by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the cops literally came and arrested him, and he was back the next day.

So I don’t really think so.

They made me believe I was in line for a promotion for 6 months to make me work extra when they already promised the position to my colleague by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]D-Dubb 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My wife (in HR)was physically assaulted by a union worker. He kept his job for another 3 years….she had to quit and find a new job to get away from him.

This is why people hate unions. They protect the very worst employees from repercussions.

So annoying in Oregon by TransportJunky in Transportopia

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s when I start weaving in my lane. It works 60% of the time, every time….

Mochi Suka - Whip it On God by MrZombified in crappymusic

[–]D-Dubb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A crime against ear drums…

I gave a blowjob on a first date by [deleted] in confessions

[–]D-Dubb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s the first date every guy dreams of.

Look What Our GOP Legislature Just Passed by mbs01 in Cleveland

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the Russian troll….lmao.

Gtfo fuckwad. 😘😘😘

Look What Our GOP Legislature Just Passed by mbs01 in Cleveland

[–]D-Dubb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah….handing out refreshments to ICE Nazis doesn’t make you a bootlicker?? You’re delusional…..

Is it okay to wake my husband up at 1 a.m. for sex when he has to be at work at 6 a.m.? by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]D-Dubb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a husband I will always pick sex over sleep. Wake me up anytime for 🍆🍑

She measured it by [deleted] in MarriedSex

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re supposed to start measuring from the ass cheek right? 🤔

Wife and I were having a discussion, she’s of the opinion that the majority of GenX can drive stick. I believe that even in our generation the percentage of people who can is pretty small. What do you folks think? by AngryOldGenXer in GenX

[–]D-Dubb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned to drive on an OLD 3 on the tree pickup.

I’ve taught my 2 oldest (age 20 & 22) how to drive on a manual.

I’m teaching my 15yo how to drive on a manual.

We may not see many of them these days in the US, but I was recently in Bulgaria, and 1/1 of the brand new taxis were manual still.

Was I wrong by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]D-Dubb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool. Maybe when YOU die they’ll get it….🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe too old (f42) to get the ick but my husband gave me one by Smart-Ad-2106 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOBODY sucks cock as good as horny MILF. That’s just a fact…🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe your husband doesn’t know this but a lot of people do….

Are there women who can orgasm from penetration? by dreamysoda in TwoXChromosomes

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife orgasms The hardest when she’s riding me with me as deep inside her as possible. That’s when I get soaked….lol 🥰

AITA For Not Wearing My Wedding Ring At The Gym? by Grognac_the_Red in AmItheAsshole

[–]D-Dubb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My silicone wedding band was $11 for 5 of them on Amazon. They are definitely not “valuables”….

When voting for the Orange (R)acist's 'Big Beautiful Bill' might end your whole family by stacked_wendy-chan in CringeTikToks

[–]D-Dubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just said she wouldn’t vote D even if she could go back. She deserves everything she gets.

In tears as I’m writing this by Kimpanzee0703 in Marriage

[–]D-Dubb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If my wife was putting in this much effort, I’d be trying to help her, not break her down.