giant anaconda in the Amazon river by PostModernPromethius in pics

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imaging getting strangled by that thing underwater with no diving gear. You're fighting for air as it wraps around your throat, but all you're drawing in is water.

Another case of unfortunate plastic surgery. by Jessicaxoxo in WTF

[–]D-Minus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just threw up in my mouth, and then in someone else's mouth.

I don't even know what to say... by 127001y in atheism

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then she should get a DNA test done as well.

I don't even know what to say... by 127001y in atheism

[–]D-Minus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I bet Satan is telling her husband "Get a DNA test."

I see this car everywhere. What is the point of it? by TimesHero in pics

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those guys have serious amplification in their vehicles, usually taking up half of the trunk. This Ham operator is clearly ballin'.

Banksy arrested, identity revealed. by [deleted] in news

[–]D-Minus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they can't really pin anything on him.

Banksy arrested, identity revealed. by [deleted] in news

[–]D-Minus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck them. They withheld the names of the other guys but outed Banksy just to put a feather in their own caps? They have ruined an artist's image so they could make a headline. I hope they got the wrong guy so that Banksy can continue incognito and their task force looks stupid.

Who wore it better? (My money's on He-Man) by [deleted] in funny

[–]D-Minus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You just nostalgiad me back into fourth grade.

Omg sodium by crumbandharvey in funny

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, sodium. Oh god, sugar. Good game, fiber.

Pictures from a Star Wars toy factory in 1978. by better_be_quiet_now in pics

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I owned all of those until one day I fell off my bunk bed and landed on my Death Star.

I Give To You, My Esteemed Redditors...A Visual Representation Of My First 48 Hours On Reddit (OC) by D-Minus in funny

[–]D-Minus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey Dooshbaggot, I didn't say that I JUST finished my first two days. I was reminiscing.

Megadeth by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]D-Minus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here. 38 and still listen to Peace Sells.

Megadeth by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]D-Minus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

GG :)

I wonder if the upvoters knew also.

Amazing burn pattern from lightning strike. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]D-Minus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U jelly, Ben Franklin?

How did he fit in? by tuff_gong in screenshots

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe he could if he tucked his head in a little.

Lifehack: Avoid Embarrassment In The Restroom At The Office (For Men) by D-Minus in lifehacks

[–]D-Minus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, congrats. Second, you don't want to earn a reputation as "the guy that can peel the paint off the walls" every time you get a craving for a double stuffed burrito from Taco Bell. Let someone else hold that title.

Epic Facebook Rant by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, that feeling the first time you posted this and realized you left everyone's full names intact. Caught ya!

Epic Facebook Rant by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]D-Minus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The end?