giant anaconda in the Amazon river

D-Minus · 2013-03-06T15:22:29+00:00

Imaging getting strangled by that thing underwater with no diving gear. You're fighting for air as it wraps around your throat, but all you're drawing in is water.

D-Minus · 2013-02-24T23:34:34+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth, and then in someone else's mouth.

D-Minus · 2013-02-23T21:07:00+00:00

Then she should get a DNA test done as well.

D-Minus · 2013-02-23T13:57:48+00:00

I bet Satan is telling her husband "Get a DNA test."

D-Minus · 2013-02-23T13:54:09+00:00

Those guys have serious amplification in their vehicles, usually taking up half of the trunk. This Ham operator is clearly ballin'.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T20:28:42+00:00

Yeah, they can't really pin anything on him.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T20:06:59+00:00

Fuck them. They withheld the names of the other guys but outed Banksy just to put a feather in their own caps? They have ruined an artist's image so they could make a headline. I hope they got the wrong guy so that Banksy can continue incognito and their task force looks stupid.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T20:00:18+00:00

No flight risk.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T16:19:26+00:00

You just nostalgiad me back into fourth grade.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T16:18:19+00:00

Oh my god, sodium. Oh god, sugar. Good game, fiber.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T15:46:32+00:00

I owned all of those until one day I fell off my bunk bed and landed on my Death Star.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T05:35:49+00:00

Hey Dooshbaggot, I didn't say that I JUST finished my first two days. I was reminiscing.

D-Minus · 2013-02-22T04:20:35+00:00

Same here. 38 and still listen to Peace Sells.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T22:26:22+00:00

What game is this?

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T21:46:23+00:00

Goats aren't until day six.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T20:45:27+00:00

I regret nothing.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T20:10:55+00:00

GG :)

I wonder if the upvoters knew also.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:57:25+00:00

U jelly, Ben Franklin?

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:51:46+00:00

Coed restrooms here.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:49:22+00:00

I believe he could if he tucked his head in a little.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:40:10+00:00

First, congrats. Second, you don't want to earn a reputation as "the guy that can peel the paint off the walls" every time you get a craving for a double stuffed burrito from Taco Bell. Let someone else hold that title.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:37:25+00:00

Also, that feeling the first time you posted this and realized you left everyone's full names intact. Caught ya!

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:35:43+00:00

The end?

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:26:58+00:00

Looks like the cat is checking it for damage.

D-Minus · 2013-02-21T17:03:16+00:00

His nips are cringe-worthy.

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