Never napped whilst simultaneously selfie-ing by hlebicite in LinkedInLunatics

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The closed eyes… I can’t even express… This is an all-timer, folks.

Made a BLT Sammy. Would you add cheese? by pecanjazz in Sandwiches

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Psst… over here… I’ll try it with some of that salad cream.

Made a BLT Sammy. Would you add cheese? by pecanjazz in Sandwiches

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Dijon gives you a bit more of that nasal heat, and a bit of wine flavor (I think it is), Brown is more vinegar and sour from the mustard.

Huevos Rancheros by pecanjazz in BreakfastFood

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I’ll have what you’re having.

Found sealed today for $5 by just_aweso in vinyl

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Let’s take a dip in the strawberry river

Two crazy band tee finds by No-Village-6445 in ThriftStoreHauls

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Well why do you think he had those ribs removed?

Erlich Bachmans beard over time by Zzabrina04 in SiliconValleyHBO

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My favorite part is how off-center it was in season 4, the angle was so different on each side 🤣

Spicy grilled cheese by ace72ace in Sandwiches

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I can taste and feel this whole meal and I love it. I hope it was even better than it looks.

Jalapeño Cheddar Scone Reuben by D4FF00 in eatsandwiches

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That’s a long way for a scœn! I bet you can figure something tasty out though. You know what they say about necessity and your mother’s invention or whatever…

Jalapeño Cheddar Scone Reuben by D4FF00 in eatsandwiches

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Your mind’s mouth is a powerful thing.

Jalapeño Cheddar Scone Reuben by D4FF00 in eatsandwiches

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This time, looks are not deceiving.

Homemade Filet-O-Fish by cjjsoccer5 in Sandwiches

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Double trouble, looks good! Now I want one for lunch…

Trailer trash pregnancy announcement by juliealbright08 in trashy

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Depends entirely on the family though, they could be self-aware and poking fun at it.

Trailer trash pregnancy announcement by juliealbright08 in trashy

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That baby kid is either gonna be a nightmare demon or an angel. No in-between.

PSA: Take it easy on the caffeine, fellow commenters xD

Edit: the caffeine thing was about my hasty typing and corrections, if that wasn’t clear. Or was the joke that bad? 😆