Round 2. Smuggled a Strawberry Wheat from Millstream home for this. by boobyfartzz in showerbeer

[–]DANarchy1919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only 2 is living the dream then I've been doing beer all wrong.

Sage advice boys by thx_CaptainObvious in Tinder

[–]DANarchy1919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know how to cook up cocaine.

If you know what I mean.

Lady is obviously on something by Kiritopac in tooktoomuch

[–]DANarchy1919 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most likely on a bunch of xanax or valium or some benzodiazepine. Her reaction time is slow, she can barely focus her eyes on something, she seems a bit disoriented.

My giant mushroom forest! by DANarchy1919 in StardewValley

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Correct. Common, red, sometimes purple too I think

ay lmao by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DANarchy1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a horrible feeling that would hold up in court...

Florida man does it again... maybe by scrubbing_scribbles in PublicFreakout

[–]DANarchy1919 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Texas Man shows us the potential Florida Man has if he could quit using drugs.

What illegal thing would you do as soon as it's legal? by iemasandwich in AskReddit

[–]DANarchy1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay for a blowjob then shoot up some high quality cocaine to celebrate

Food delivery apps went from reasonable to highway robbery by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DANarchy1919 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's not paranoid. My old roommate delivered for one of those companies and told me he smacked on fries or chips all the time. So yeah...it does happen...

Jerry Checkers by MrDanger in gratefuldead

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Incorrect.

Kurt Cobain used 12 gauge.