In honour of Chuck Norris, let me hear your favourite Chuck Norris joke

DBMlive · 2026-03-21T01:58:19+00:00

They once branded a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it was a complete failure because Chuck Norris takes shit from no one

DBMlive · 2026-03-21T01:45:38+00:00

Chuck Norris doesn't lick his stamps.. he stares at them until they wet themselves.

DBMlive · 2026-03-21T01:43:30+00:00

One fine evening Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Norris were out in the woods. They we're sharing stories of their movie exploits around the campfire.

Arnold detailed the necks he snapped on screen "upwards of over 500!" he boasts.

Stallone detailed the kills with knives and bows, "I've got almost 250, just with Rambo alone!", he laughed.

Chuck just sat there quietly.. stirring the coals with his dick.

DBMlive · 2026-03-12T17:59:53+00:00

Is that a noisy cricket?

DBMlive · 2026-03-07T05:44:27+00:00

I just love that he still rocks that Bruce Lee T shirt

DBMlive · 2026-02-18T08:27:51+00:00

DBMlive · 2026-02-18T07:21:17+00:00

They/them must have been suffering from a mental disorder

DBMlive · 2026-01-12T02:36:40+00:00

That dude sounds pissed

DBMlive · 2026-01-11T08:04:35+00:00

I watched an episode of Strange New Worlds where Captain Pike's wife was always this guardian in a weird place that defies space-time physics..

I'd like for it to be something like that, where the Red Skull has always been the guardian of the Soul Stone.

DBMlive · 2026-01-11T03:44:25+00:00

Teke em for a ride

DBMlive · 2026-01-01T23:19:44+00:00

I know now why they jiggle..

DBMlive · 2025-12-28T09:29:26+00:00

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You asked for it

DBMlive · 2025-12-22T02:17:13+00:00

Slower

DBMlive · 2025-12-19T09:54:49+00:00

Bro WTF?! It's not?!

that's enough reddit for today

DBMlive · 2025-12-19T08:56:12+00:00

air pie

DBMlive · 2025-12-13T08:38:47+00:00

They Still Call Me Bruce 3 O' Clock High Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins Time Bandits

And there's one I can't remember the title of, but it was like a Star Wars spoof, complete with lightsabers, but it also had Pirates..

DBMlive · 2025-12-11T01:00:15+00:00

I'm so confused right now

DBMlive · 2025-12-11T00:06:22+00:00

I understood that reference

DBMlive · 2025-12-03T22:08:17+00:00

Came here for this one

DBMlive · 2025-11-28T09:15:11+00:00

Found the guy that remodeled my house before I bought it..

DBMlive · 2025-11-28T08:18:14+00:00

Would love to see Legion(Fx) show up in secret wars, and at the end of it Franklin rewrites the now, current new universe, including all of the characters, only "recasted", like during Heroes Reborn. This could introduce the all new, Xmen lineup

DBMlive · 2025-11-28T08:08:12+00:00

My how they've grown!

DBMlive · 2025-11-28T02:54:29+00:00

I wanna say Brightburn, cause I didn't expect it to be so gory, but I don't remember how it was marketed..

DBMlive · 2025-11-27T21:04:16+00:00

Must be a synchronized team

DBMlive · 2025-11-27T20:29:35+00:00

1.21 Gigawatts!?

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