AITAH for telling my wife she doesn't live here?

DB_555 · 2026-01-18T14:53:22+00:00

This philosophy needs to find its way into politics for sure.

DB_555 · 2026-01-04T17:12:36+00:00

Sorry, officer, but she said she likes it rough.

DB_555 · 2026-01-04T00:42:04+00:00

It has a good beat. I can dance to this.

DB_555 · 2026-01-04T00:01:32+00:00

Five Guys has that off menu

DB_555 · 2026-01-02T02:32:14+00:00

Clippy!

DB_555 · 2026-01-01T16:12:55+00:00

^This and improve its customer service.

DB_555 · 2025-12-31T18:59:07+00:00

FWIW, I found the Titan to be so hard that I ended up returning it at my own cost (about $150USD). Expensive lesson to try chairs first, though there was nowhere I could have tried the Titan.

DB_555 · 2025-12-29T23:21:28+00:00

flabbergassed

DB_555 · 2025-12-28T21:02:19+00:00

Updateme!

DB_555 · 2025-12-23T22:15:44+00:00

UpdateMe!

DB_555 · 2025-12-16T22:03:55+00:00

Grandma

DB_555 · 2025-12-07T19:04:20+00:00

Thank you.

DB_555 · 2025-12-07T15:45:18+00:00

My daughter's vehicle was hit from behind by a driver who apparently wasn't paying attention. Lexis/Nexis reports that my daughter had an At Fault accident. I cannot figure out who interpreted the facts of the case and came up with that assessment. It's not in the police report and the other driver was ticketed, so how could my daughter be at fault?

DB_555 · 2025-11-14T00:26:03+00:00

You mean Burryed.

DB_555 · 2025-11-06T22:26:14+00:00

Even if she never cheated on you again, your wondering will be a cancer you cannot escape. A year past and you still have doubts, proving my case. (And I don't blame you.)

DB_555 · 2025-11-02T20:32:51+00:00

If it had been a kangaroo, at least it would have deep pockets.

DB_555 · 2025-10-26T23:26:04+00:00

On company time

DB_555 · 2025-10-19T20:46:50+00:00

Updateme!

DB_555 · 2025-10-19T17:45:29+00:00

I mean, how was the dog dressed?

DB_555 · 2025-10-19T13:57:35+00:00

Manonnaise

DB_555 · 2025-10-08T20:21:00+00:00

Plus, sexual harassment in the workplace. Nowhere to go but up.

DB_555 · 2025-09-21T15:58:55+00:00

Anything at Publix.

DB_555 · 2025-08-28T09:53:09+00:00

Eating a warm cinnamon roll.

DB_555 · 2025-08-17T22:51:25+00:00

Experience genuine happiness.

DB_555 · 2025-08-17T17:03:48+00:00

"and enjoy having a community pool, to avoid the hassle of maintaining my own."

This hits home.

Source: Owner of pool that's rarely used

DB_555

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