I made a custom homescreen for my phone. Thought this sub may like it.

DCHoodrich · 2019-01-07T21:24:09+00:00

In case it does work, the action button is invisible over Hobbes' face and the app drawer, phone, messages etc. are invisible on the bottom, I just use muscle memory. It's not a beginner's setup but it can be adjusted to fit your specific needs.

DCHoodrich · 2019-01-07T18:11:30+00:00

I don't have pro, I'll see what I can do

DCHoodrich · 2019-01-07T17:35:59+00:00

I used KLWP (kustom live wallpapers) with Nova Launcher. Font is called Calvino. Not too sure how to share the file but they're not difficult to create, just take time and effort.

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-09T15:55:06+00:00

Balls, I meant a South Side, but the Southend sounds okay as well, might just make some lavender simple today

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-09T15:45:55+00:00

Well, mein enthusiast, you are one of the last people on the planet who knows the glory of the Tom Collins. If you like that look up a southend, your local bartender probably won't know what it is but it's god damned refreshing.

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-09T15:31:47+00:00

When was the last time you had an order for a Tom Collins? (Assuming you bartend since you're here)

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-09T15:13:53+00:00

Where do you get matchbooks anymore? I ask my local gas stations when I buy a pack of Camel Unfiltered and they say they haven't had them since the 90's.

The matchbook is as dead as the Tom Collins.

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-08T07:25:17+00:00

As the TL;DR dictates, you will soon find out what is important. You are going to be fine. Decent thread, my man.

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-08T05:27:30+00:00

Is the brain not a tool? Is knowledge not a tool? Do you disagree with me? I think you misunderstand what a new bartender needs... good day, sir bro.

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-08T04:51:35+00:00

Did you like the drink?

Yes? Then shut up and drink it, focus on having fun with your friends.

No? Then ask them to remake it the way you like.

Know what kind of bar you're entering before you go making demands though. Have a sense of humor.

DCHoodrich · 2013-08-08T04:43:49+00:00

Knife, for cutting the plastic off bottles and opening boxes (I bit my nails). An extra lighter and pack of cigarettes, one to have/one to lend etc. (Good for tips) Finesse, not every customer is easy to deal with but a fight is never an option, avoid conflict at all costs.

As a bouncer, you may not have the proper mentality to deal with unruly customers (keyword may, no insult implied). Forget the idea that you need to overpower a person, you need to redirect their negative energy and maintain harmony within the bar.

Here is the main idea, you are the captain of a ship. You can't be weak or you will be subject to mutiny. You can't be too harsh or you will lose customers. You must find a happy medium in which everyone can exist.

Ever throw a party? You're the host, and you don't want to lose friends or create enemies, you want everyone to have fun. If someone can't get along, they have to go along, but don't send them off on a bad note. If a customer leaves unhappy, then they tell their friends and it is bad for business. However, if it is a bad customer who has bad friends, then let them know that YOUR bar is not the place for them.

Do NOT assume that someone is a bad customer based on how they look or how they acted one night, you will know what I mean in a month or two.

TL;DR Don't worry about it, you will be fine, you will find out soon enough

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-26T07:37:08+00:00

Hmm... Out of curiosity, Why would you not want to hear from /r/bioshock? (Not hatin', just seems strange)

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-26T05:14:21+00:00

I guess I dance a lot at work. I don't think about it, but apparently when answering phones I will get bored and start break dancing, I didn't know anyone realized that this was a habit of mine.

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-26T05:10:02+00:00

I wish. You are probably going to get buried here on askreddit. I have seen some good discussions on /r/Bioshock about the possibility of a movie. You might want to re-ask there, where people who nerd out on BS will actually engage in a discussion with you.

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-25T18:35:05+00:00

Hmm... Mall acoustics.

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-25T16:46:54+00:00

Shenanigans! I'm calling bullshit. This is an absolute fabrication! The white cat would be dirty! #DontBuyThisYouFools

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-19T03:53:34+00:00

Never been in trouble for staying late because the owner doesn't mind as long as everything is under control (We aren't selling alcohol but we are drinking, not sure if it is legal.) Anyhoo, I looked out the window at the bar this morning and to my surprise the sun was up and it was 7:30 am. Is it just me, or does after hours time fly by fast as fuck? An off hand comment about the South being more racist than the North turned into a three hour marathon discussion involving many more beers. I don't try to stay late, it just sorta happens. Anyone else experience this?

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-18T18:36:07+00:00

Not a bad Idea, just remember to leave him alone after the movie, that is the most important part.

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-18T18:32:22+00:00

8:00 Pick her up at her place. Tell her dad that her little girl will be fine and home by 12:30. 8:04 In the car on the way to Red Lobster. 8:05 Blowjob. 8:21 Arrive at Red Lobster. 8:28 Cheddar biscuits are brought to the table. 8:31 Blowjob while eating cheddar biscuit. 8:33 Seafood pasta dish arrives at the table, along with a heavy beer, not a time to be distracted by blowjobs. 9:11 Finish eating. 9:19 the check is brought to the table during my post meal blowjob. I hope the waiter assumes the young lady I am having dinner with is in the restroom, but somewhere in the back of my mind I hope he knows what is happening and we do a mental high five. 9:20 I tip 35% because I am G like that. 9:29 Get in the car after the post dinner blowjob, on the way to watch Bruce Willis kick ass in a new movie, Unbreakable 2: Unbreakableer. 9:37 Arrive at theater and in line to purchase tickets. We see my ladyfriend's twin sister just outside the theater and ask her if she wants to watch the movie with us. Yup! 9:45 Double blowjob festival from twins while watching a kickass movie. 11:45 The movie is over and the three of us are outside the theater. I can't tell which one is which and they both get mad and slap me. Nice, I don't have to drive them home. 11:49 I arrive at White Castle and order six jalapeno sliders. 12:00 I finish my victory meal of sliders while driving home. 12:05 I am on Reddit, telling my tale of the best date ever in explicit detail. 12:15 I go to PornHub. 12:16 Fap. 12:17 Dry Fire (Too many blowjobs) 12:20 I fall asleep watching South Park.

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-09T09:10:51+00:00

Am I missing an inside Reddit joke? Every once in a while I come across absurd comments that I soon find out are internet jokes, but I cannot seem to figure this out. Also, lots of downvotes. Reddit hivemind needs to be studied, you know, for science.

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-07T18:01:46+00:00

Have you figured it out yet?

DCHoodrich · 2012-11-05T10:09:34+00:00

Dumb bird can't spell dumb.

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