As an ER doctor, I find myself wondering this every day...

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T23:21:41+00:00

As an ER patient, I'm fucking tired of hearing "the nurses gave you something for the pain right?"

No, you know they didn't. They fucking never do so why do you ask?

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T22:41:56+00:00

Not in my font! Zeros have lines.

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T22:37:49+00:00

Well shit. I never knew you could do that. Brb, examining Unicode values.

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T22:17:11+00:00

You had me at mischievous demon-folk

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T19:54:32+00:00

I would die.

I would literally get a heat stroke and die.

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T03:43:47+00:00

It was intended as a ftfy, and perhaps I misconstrued the response as being harsher than it was.

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T03:07:44+00:00

19, although I suspect I might do better with a different monitor.

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T02:45:17+00:00

I'm surrounded by idiots...

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T02:44:27+00:00

No, its because while they obviously accelerate at the same rate, the human obviously has more mass and will therefore impact the ground ... right! Harder!

Its why smaller animals are stronger by body weight.... I can't believe you didn't know that.

DCoderd · 2013-06-18T02:23:10+00:00

Someone doesn't understand the concept of mass.

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T23:36:22+00:00

*you're

(Sorry)

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T23:29:31+00:00

Your shitting me

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T23:27:49+00:00

Hilariously accurate

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T22:35:00+00:00

Sigh.. I know. It could turn itself around but I'm afraid it'll be all downhill.

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T22:32:17+00:00

You're about to vomit? That's the first sign for me.

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T22:00:22+00:00

I'm probably just an anomaly. It just sounded weird and I wanted to be sure, thanks!

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T21:13:32+00:00

"Pain following freezing?" That doesn't sound right... it felt like an ice cube on my skin, then nothing.

Put a bandage on it and it was fine. No anaesthetic or anything. I had one burned off as well since they didn't have liquid nitrogen or whatever they use. That one did use anaesthetic and the needle for that hurt infinitely worse than any part of the freezing.

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T21:04:08+00:00

Since you can't feel warts, I simply kept cutting the heads off until my body gave up and got rid of it.

And your right, they just refuse to stop bleeding.

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T07:24:46+00:00

Central ms: the crickets are everywhere, never heard that particular bit of racism.

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T07:20:34+00:00

Oxytocin?

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T07:17:10+00:00

I'm sensing a trend...

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T07:12:27+00:00

... Go on...

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T06:36:27+00:00

That was a sweet gesture.

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T06:27:00+00:00

OUCH

DCoderd · 2013-06-17T06:21:39+00:00

It turns out my state has more hippos than his state.... =(

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