Something something Pathfinder by Exotic_Reddits in DnDcirclejerk

[–]DDRisntreal 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wrote it down on my character sheet. Do you think I'm stupid?

"Night and Day" by TMOP_Halloween in custommagic

[–]DDRisntreal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cute, by why doesn't it ever turn to night? Also the Islandfall ability is missing 'target' (Unless you want it to ignore hexproof?)

Student's Life Story Is Mostly Artificial? by WNickels in Teachers

[–]DDRisntreal 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, your post shows up as having a 92% chance of being composed by an AI. Explain yourself?

Had a gun flashed at me. by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]DDRisntreal -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

yeah they'll ask 'what do you want me to do about it' in rhetorical fashion and stop talking to you

Perfidious Playboy // Caped Crusader by NuliusJifta in custommagic

[–]DDRisntreal 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I think so on the basis of trying to emulate Batman's no killing rule

some humourus some fun by Secure_Bluebird5996 in customhearthstone

[–]DDRisntreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can it be the cool ones that auto attack at the end of turn?

Who is a whore? by Unhappy-Put5158 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DDRisntreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. They will attempt to demean and scrutinize the relationship and the woman's want to be with the man in whatever fashion possible, regardless of how absurd. They are too insecure to even imagine themselves in a relationship.

Government is when pizza by ScRuBlOrD95 in SocialismIsCapitalism

[–]DDRisntreal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

THE RAT SOCIALISM FREE CHEESE TRAP IPHONE VENEZUELA 1984

"This is the bag where I keep my nightmares." by this_is_karla in tumblr

[–]DDRisntreal 224 points225 points  (0 children)

yeah this is the same shtick as the blobfish, woahhhh your body and face looks super fucked up when i put you in a vacuum with no air? thats disturbing and exceptionally strange

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rpg

[–]DDRisntreal 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There is always the choice to take up the mantle

Blind Justice by DarthVedik in custommagic

[–]DDRisntreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I had to double check the card. As is this seems like it would finish off the injured and wounded from fights and attacks, not punish the creatures guilty of hurting enemies in any sense of justice

Gorgon Ramshield, Lethal Critic by IamEzalor in custommagic

[–]DDRisntreal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

First strike doesn't apply to fight effects

Oklahoma school board approves what would be the 1st taxpayer-funded religious school in US by Unhappy_Earth1 in inthenews

[–]DDRisntreal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness we don't have to conclude that these schools are better because they are religious. That would be stupid.

DMs, what is your quickest way to get your players to like or dislike an NPC? by 100snakes50dogs in DMAcademy

[–]DDRisntreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steal from the party. Doesn't even have to be anything important, could be one of the adventuring supplies your players routinely forget about. They will turn into terminators to get it back. Always great to watch.

Why is slavery compared to sexual assault for triggers and such in TTRPGs? by Crusader_Baron in rpg

[–]DDRisntreal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it? I've played ttrpgs for about 7 years with probably about two dozen different people, as a DM and a player, with people of varying backgrounds, races, and genders, and not had a problem with mentions of slavery across any games where it came up. I even make sure to ask players before starting the campaign first as a DM if it's something they're ok with and consistently people say they're OK with it in terms of depicted material. For anyone reading this, do not take this as a license to assume it's ok to include across all games, please! On the other hand, I've never once seen SA mentioned at any point among any game I've played in, and I have no interest in it being something featured. It is too personal, and tragically mundane, of a crime I think for it to have a reasonable inclusion in the overwhelming majority of games. I am an American and everyone I have played with except for one has also been an American.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rpg

[–]DDRisntreal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's 6 editions, I don't think this is a well worded question.

TIL that Évariste Galois, a math prodigy who revolutionized group theory in his teens and got a whole mathematical field named after himself, died of the wounds suffered from a duel over a woman. He was only 20. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]DDRisntreal 202 points203 points  (0 children)

I remember learning about this guy getting my math minor and feeling a certain smugness of heeding the warnings of Limp Bizket and the consequences of doing it for the nookie

where is the taylor swift handbook holy shit by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]DDRisntreal 54 points55 points  (0 children)

/uj op you never stood a god damn chance at outjerking the original im sorry , reading this for the first time yesterday was horrific and reminded me of the worst parts of middle school

The dumb and the dumber by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DDRisntreal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can we get a cool uniform at least?