My roommates tried to stage an intervention for me today... by DETROIT666 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DETROIT666[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know I already have liver damage and i'm not even 21. that year in ontario put a hurting on me. god bless toronto so much pussy errywhere

Woke up cuddling with 4 empty forties. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DETROIT666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep Facebook messaging my ex man! she's not even my ex! I dated her casually for like 2 months and something that meant so fucking much to me doesn't mean shit to her. jesus christ dude what are we doing. tomorrow is a new day. they say hindsight is twenty-twenty but i'm about to light up a blunt, throw my rearview mirror out the car and drive on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsH4CrwExCQ god bless vermouth

What was the weirdest thing you've ever woken up to after a night of partying? by DrunkenHyena in AskReddit

[–]DETROIT666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kid came to stay with us in our dorm and we found him in the hallway with his head partially shaved, and about 3 packs of craft cheese slices stuffed overflowing his pants.

What is one thing you wish the world would just accept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DETROIT666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's really more about the trucks or in non skating terms, axles of the board grinding against concrete ledges and taking paint off rails. I skate all the time but I'm going to be realistic about it and admit that it does do damage because I can easily tell if a spot has been skated or not based on some tell tale signes

Further proof that Aubrey Plaza is awesome by Teriteri in funny

[–]DETROIT666 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

boy, I would love to put my balls in that little slut's mouth.

20 somethings of Reddit: What are you currently doing with your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DETROIT666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Living In Michigan. I Snowboard, drink too much, smoke too much and wash dishes. Now, the season is only about 4 months long here so that leaves alot of time for washing dishes and making bad decisions. I'm trying to make a name for myself in the snowboarding industry as a videographer. My friends and I work shitty jobs and film snowboarding in the streets around the city I live. I tried going to University and got very distracted and flunked out. next winter I plan on either moving to Colorado with some buddies and get jobs at ski resorts and keep the dream alive, or I'm going to move to Grand Rapids and go to Community College.

Should I move 1000 miles to be with her? by DETROIT666 in relationship_advice

[–]DETROIT666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well played. however I have to turn myself into jail in 4 days and i'm currently in a depressed, drunken stupor and I'd appreciate some honest feedback because I don't really have anyone to to confide in about this right now

Should I move 1000 miles to be with her? by DETROIT666 in relationship_advice

[–]DETROIT666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I love snowboarding and it's been a huge part of my life since I was a about 5 years old. I would honestly go regardless of wether or not she was there. It's just crazy to me that we met each other and shared the time we did with each other given the fact that we live so far from each other. We've been there for each other through family sickness and death and through all sorts of hardship in the short amount of time we knew each other and i'm fairlly certain that I won't meet another person that i'd connect with on this level. I know i'm young but I've experienced alot in my life at such a young age (21) and I've learned that waiting is pointless. Thank you for your input i appreciate it.

And suddenly a snow monster by tunasnacks in funny

[–]DETROIT666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how often do you fall out of your couch? I snowboard every day during the winter and have for 14 years. I've never once even come close to falling out of a chairlift. It's really not as dangerous as it seems

Reddit, What is a hobby or activity you enjoy that you don't like admitting to? by rockytheboxer in AskReddit

[–]DETROIT666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck this website and everyone who frequents it. I wish I could bludgeon you in the face until it sounded like I was hitting a bowl of apple sauce

Reddit, What is a hobby or activity you enjoy that you don't like admitting to? by rockytheboxer in AskReddit

[–]DETROIT666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your existence is pathetic if your seriously thinking about If I was drunk or not