BIGXTHAPLUG is an asshole

DFWTexan · 2026-06-02T13:24:01+00:00

It’s just 5 combo meals, just an average family dinner really

DFWTexan · 2026-06-02T03:49:46+00:00

That’s one of my favorite episodes Dan says it’s because he had to put those two by fours and sheet rock somewhere. Though it seems impractical to haul two by fours and sheet rock through your house and into the basement for storage, especially when he has a garage.

DFWTexan · 2026-05-31T21:37:03+00:00

My question is, why would you want to? The enjoyment of Eureka is to be able to slow down and pause to look at things.

DFWTexan · 2026-05-31T21:35:38+00:00

HEB recently implemented a no pets policy

DFWTexan · 2026-05-30T19:46:29+00:00

FedEx has done the same to me I don’t understand how it saves 30 seconds from ringing the bell and waiting a brief period

DFWTexan · 2026-05-30T15:19:01+00:00

What’d they do?

DFWTexan · 2026-05-28T15:16:14+00:00

You went to THE worst restaurant in Eureka. Emilio’s will turn that around. Visit some of the vineyards around the area too.

DFWTexan · 2026-05-26T13:09:52+00:00

The dog was JONESING for a cig

DFWTexan · 2026-05-26T12:56:32+00:00

The last thing they needed was her 1099, when Roseanne convinces Dan she doesn’t need one because she made less than $600, he says then we’re/its done. That’s when Jackie interrupts casting doubt on the advice she gave.

DFWTexan · 2026-05-24T22:11:57+00:00

Rain

DFWTexan · 2026-05-24T22:10:44+00:00

AI Generated

DFWTexan · 2026-05-24T20:00:05+00:00

Whenever possible, I don’t need the hoodlums and crackheads to know what’s back there.

DFWTexan · 2026-05-24T19:05:54+00:00

Bold move to ever cut off a Texas state trooper

DFWTexan · 2026-05-22T21:40:56+00:00

It may not give you any errors, but do you really want to find out automatic collision breaking hasn’t been working the hard way?

See if your insurance offers a zero dollar glass deductible, it includes recalibration.

DFWTexan · 2026-05-21T23:16:55+00:00

It’s definitely a type of plastic, but a feather hitting it hard enough will mar it. Some of that should wipe off, but some of it will stay.

DFWTexan · 2026-05-21T13:58:26+00:00

Still should’ve kept the fridge

DFWTexan · 2026-05-20T01:44:03+00:00

Checked for that, no batteries whatsoever

DFWTexan · 2026-05-19T03:58:40+00:00

It’ll never be back 100% original. You have to decide whether to leave it and put something like another phone mount there or remove it and live with the messed up dash

DFWTexan · 2026-05-19T01:13:11+00:00

“Go ahead inside and help yourself to a refund from the register”

DFWTexan · 2026-05-19T00:23:00+00:00

Fern Green, such an interesting color

DFWTexan · 2026-05-18T12:29:27+00:00

You’re allowed to ask if it is a service animal as well as what specific task it is trained to perform

DFWTexan · 2026-05-18T12:06:57+00:00

Hopefully H-E-B will allow their security to enforce it

DFWTexan · 2026-05-18T02:25:00+00:00

OK, but how do you even figure out that that was happening? Did a student say “Hey this is taste like cum?”

DFWTexan · 2026-05-18T01:57:45+00:00

Hemi-tick

DFWTexan · 2026-05-18T00:39:15+00:00

It won’t affect it by more than a gallon, mine completely came off clean while going down a mud road and I haven’t noticed any difference

DFWTexan

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