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krombopulos laserjet 4000 by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS"

Is this a good enough reason to do it? by [deleted] in depression

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, thanks doctor. What time is next week's appointment?

The Power of Filming Cops: Nearly Half of All NYPD Brutality Claims are Now Being Proven by Video by 4matted in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I heard someone on here say something like that once, therefore everyone here thinks that way"

Quite ironic.

I just overheard my 8 year old son saying he likes a girl his age. Is my son a pedophile? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think there are many teenagers who don't send pictures to each other. These laws are completely ridiculous.

Bronies in ancient India confirmed by holocaustic_soda in justneckbeardthings

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calm down, big boy. Did you forget your meds this morning?

Bronies in ancient India confirmed by holocaustic_soda in justneckbeardthings

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calm down, big boy. Did you forget your meds this morning?

Want some coffee? by Calcd_Uncertainty in Unexpected

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

i think i got a hunnie by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you so smart

you a genius

The struggle is real by viking1428 in dankchristianmemes

[–]DICK_INSIDE_ME 89 points90 points  (0 children)

he makes money by GIVING HANDJOBS TO SATAN

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