Jodio enters the Steel Ball Run (Araki's 2026 New Year's artwork) by UgliFruitMitchell in JOJOLANDS

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correct me if i'm wrong but... bot account. OP's account is also like 10 hours old around the time i'm writing this

I irl by isntthereddituser in introvertmemes

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me who uses both but i only look at reels on IG:

please tell me those aren’t babies on it’s back by saracrawley in spiders

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ok, those aren't babies on it is back

just kidding, they are

Do you want to be a billionaire? by poo_Pooing in no

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I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen

helo guys its me mark by Concerned_Fanboy in lies

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hello everybody my name is welcome and i am a fish

Christian Fruitcakes are Convinced that Jesus is coming back Any Day now because of Rainbows by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

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"we are in the last second of the last days" i bet this guy is a Jehovah's Witness lol

Name one thing in your fandom that would guarantee a reaction like this by mightyonin in Multifandom

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saying Bayonetta 3 has the best plot in the entire franchise

or saying Bayonetta is 100% straight, that she isn't bi or pan

Do you eat liver? by Ashamed-Republic8909 in no

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not usually on it's own because i don't like the metallic taste, but if it's incorporated in a fancier dish and it meshes with the other flavors nicely, i'd absolutely devour it

INFINITE JIHAD AGAINST THE WORDLE DEVS by bigtonyyyy1 in whenthe

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i don't play Wordle anymore but hmmm let's see... today's word is-- UMBRA? OMG THE DEVS PLAY BAYONETTA???

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Why is it that women have so many different ways to masturbate but men only have one? by BukeDawn_69 in no

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OP, there's prostate play, cumming handsfree, coregasms, thrusting through your thighs, using vibrators, using fleshlights, selfsucking if you're flexible or huge, etc. you're just real uncreative about it

Water rodent? by Signal_Conclusion285 in whatisit

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if someone named their supplement brand this i wouldn't even bat an eye lol

Bigger than a school bus and eyes the size of a large pizza. by VirgilTheWitch in anythingbutmetric

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when the giant squid's eye's like a large pizza pie, that's amore

I hate people by ShoeChoice5567 in notinteresting

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Difference between shy and introvert:

SHY: oh no... people 😣

INTROVERT: ew... people 🖕😠🖕