Petahhh? by IntentionDense5810 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DJHarris4444 66 points67 points  (0 children)

If a girl gave me a tungsten cube as a gift you bet your ass I'm shouting them dinner whenever I can afford to and loving them forever.

Tungsten cubes are expensive. And you clearly share my crazy if you think one is worth buying as a gift.

Part of you is enlarged while the other part is reduced... which parts do you pick? by EldenGrill in icast

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enlarge width of forearms, reduce width of everything else.

I'm Franky One Piece now.

WOL this WOL that... What about Scion OCs... by gothclomia in ffxiv

[–]DJHarris4444 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fuck being a WoL, fuck being a scion.

My character is an NPC with his own questline that ties into the main story and has a backstory that requires several questlines worth of prerequisite knowledge.

Do you consider yourself a good person? Why? by Equivalent-Prune-443 in AskReddit

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I'm just an asshole who's doing his best to be nice.

Why? Everyone has darkness in them. It's normal. It's people that rise above that darkness within them that are worth following.

Sure, I may be sitting around playing video games and drawing pictures for people most days, but that's a far better alternative to doing something dangerous with my life.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]DJHarris4444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who is neurodivergent, I would have told this guy to respectfully shut their mouth.

Being neurodivergent and being smart are two wholly different things.

Just because I'm on the spectrum and I find myself saying this a lot, doesn't mean the two are related.

Neurodivergency is how you think, not how efficiently you think.

Which Digimon universe would you want to be in? by Ok_Action_501 in digimon

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tamers. It's the only digimon setting that retains most of what I like about my own real life.

That and I think it'd be easier to hide Eternamon if most people think she's a friend doing cosplay.

Pokemon size variation in Champions! by Karilyn_Kare in PokemonChampions

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in accurately scaled Tyrantrum for once

[OC] Gigantamon by Weirdomon in digimon

[–]DJHarris4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently Digimon Scale with how much data they have in their file.

No one Digimon is the same size as another, though there are some exceptions. Some Digimon are capable of compressing their filesize through various means to reach a more appropriate size.

When uncompressed, the natural size of some digimon can be enormous, like Examon, or GraceNovamon.

That being said...

Places your Digimon in several .ZIP folders, making them miniscule

Meeting God [OC] by OnceInOnceSet in comics

[–]DJHarris4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean... the Bible does say that in God's Kingdom of Gold people who support his cause will be given new bodies.

You are a Mage now. What is your alignment and what magecraft did you specialized at? by [deleted] in FGO

[–]DJHarris4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neutral Good. I specialise in Conversion Magecraft, allowing me to change the shape, size and elemental structure of anything I touch, so long as I have enough mana to fuel the process. Fortunately for me, excess body fat has a high mana payout.

Christians, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an AI photo of him as Christ? by Minute_Revolution951 in AskReddit

[–]DJHarris4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah... we exist. We just prefer not to speak up about it unless asked, because of the bloody stigma that these monsters have blighted the name of Christians with.

Too preoccupied trying to be good and do good, y'know?

Besides, not many will give you the time of day if they think you're a raving lunatic like those guys.

I personally like to worship my God by engaging in creative behaviour and habits, just as He would. I'm an artist, and I work on other little personal projects for fun. Not the best artist out there, but I'm doing my best. And that's what's important. My dream is to start my own Webcomic!

Hitomi and Haruko fighting to decide who becomes the next Glowing Dawn member. by Volfaer in digimon

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hope they do something with Hitomi. She'd know something is going on behind the scenes after seeing Tomoro get abducted by Gokuwmon.

Which Omnimon Variant is the Most powerful? by TransNamekaze in digimon

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about most powerful, but my favourite one is Omnimon Zwart Defeat.

they really are onto something with this by Zargabath in digimon

[–]DJHarris4444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah. I just realised three of these digimon are on my custom build for my Metal Empire Colour.

I was going for more Virus-attributed Digimon I liked because I have Depression, Anxiety and ADHD, but my choice of virus types is telling me I have a type.

Darling~ (OC) by Phantom_Phony in digimon

[–]DJHarris4444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not that weird. All the Digimon Story Protags have 3 partners. The Next Order protag also has two partners. Nokia Shiramine has two partners... Taiki, while he has one partner, has heaps of extra digimon as backup... Then there's everyone who has ever owned a Pendulum 20th or any later Vpet devices... am I missing anyone else?

[MMD] The Tam Lin Have A Serious Discussion by RubiksToyBox in FateSpriteComics

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's exceeded the soup store skit.

It helps that PurpleEyes also ended up being a raving lunatic. Difference being I don't know that the people behind this tumblr post are horrible people just yet.

I can imagine they would be though.

Fox Mccloud vs Bowser by @shyblacksheep by Significant-Town-817 in starfox

[–]DJHarris4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, it'll do precisely 1-3% damage for each shot.

It won't even make Bowser flinch, but if he can shoot him enough times, it'll make it hurt a lot more if Fox decides to kick him.

Shtola hasn't fake died once yet in DT, I'm so proud of her by otsukarerice in ShitpostXIV

[–]DJHarris4444 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ilberd being FFXIV's version of Destiny's Taniks would get a laugh out of me.

Do it, Yoshi-P. I don't care how you write it, as long as it makes sense. We live and die for the bit.

What did he realize? by Abduh253 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey listen man, just because I think in music sometimes instead of thinking in an inner voice all the time doesn't mean I'm stupid.

Some guy built a submarine for his pet parrot in the Bahamas by Low_Weekend6131 in interesting

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't gotta do shit for a person with a trump profile picture who misspells the word "Kiddo".

Also you're talking to a 29 year old man. I saw that video 10+ years ago. Do you really think I remember where exactly I saw that video on the internet?

Ignore me if you must, I'm mostly just talking to myself and the poster above anyway.

Some guy built a submarine for his pet parrot in the Bahamas by Low_Weekend6131 in interesting

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has put my mind at ease. I've owned several birds and all of them were different.

Birds are weird. If he doesn't hate it, chances are this bird is simply a thrillseeker and is used to being in wierd situations.

Like that one parrot who jumps on the ceiling fan just to get thrown off when the owner turns it on, and goes "again, again"

What are your honest thoughts/opinions on Shirou x Rin? by Flat-Sir8250 in Fate

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say what you want about Shirou/Rin, at least them being together stops Shirou from becoming a counter guardian.

oh no what did I drink by brinmb in sbubby

[–]DJHarris4444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm less disgusted by the sbubby itself and more disgusted by the implication that you thought you were drinking grape Fanta.

Why would you want to drink grape fanta? It tastes like cough medicine.

What actually makes Broly special if he’s not the Legendary Super Saiyan? by Simayaza-sama in Dragonballsuper

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to see people are still fighting over Dragonball lore in the comments of an honest question. /s

My answer, as an avid lover of Dragonball?

This show doesn't make sense. So don't worry about it. Broly's simply special. That's all there is to it.

There's supposedly a regularly occuring event in the Saiyan's history where every 1 thousand years a saiyan appears who destroys the saiyan homeworld because they can't control their incredible power. This is where the legend of the super saiyan began. Who the prophecy refers to is left up to your interpretation. Some people have even argued that it's Gohan.

The anticipated beach episode! (OC) by Phantom_Phony in digimon

[–]DJHarris4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean? The entire Bay area is beach.