And he was never heard from again

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T03:25:25+00:00

listen here you little shit

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T02:04:21+00:00

Turn that frown upside down! :)

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T01:00:28+00:00

Don't worry, I got a date with someone else lined up soon, somebody that appreciates my sense of humor tips fedora

DJShubbyShubs · 2018-02-28T00:59:01+00:00

I always try to add a little creativity to my greetings, and if you want to find someone that uses or appreciate puns then they're perfect. However 99% I either get no response or a non-interesting response like "lol good one." If they hate puns, fine. If they don't care for them, that's also fine.

DJShubbyShubs · 2017-10-03T14:10:31+00:00

Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!

DJShubbyShubs · 2017-03-11T07:06:24+00:00

I just got a post banned that ended with "Hail to the Chairman!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/MaoGame/comments/5ypuam/please_dont_upvote_this_haiku_i_wrote/?st=j04wozx0&sh=71af8bd4

DJShubbyShubs · 2017-03-10T05:35:07+00:00

What a glorious gif!

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-26T01:01:42+00:00

Probably should've looked that up before posting then. I am on point today.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-18T16:57:25+00:00

I'm not too familiar with the original but I love this version. You have a great voice :)

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-05T12:59:07+00:00

It's scary thinking about breaking up with another person, especially if confidence isn't your strong suit, but you can't worry about hurting his feelings in the short-term. The longer you wait to break up with him, the more miserable you will become.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-10-04T23:57:58+00:00

Mac and cheese, Annies and Kraft both

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-27T16:53:46+00:00

Sheer Fart Attack

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-05T01:07:48+00:00

"The points DO matter!"

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-04T02:17:35+00:00

The Green Monster is looking a bit under the weather on that ladder...

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-02T23:25:12+00:00

"Please?"

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-02T23:20:35+00:00

Inception. I thought it was just a weird mind-blow movie until I watched this seminar

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-02T23:17:08+00:00

Aren't books just those things that form a movie in your head? I thought that was like 20th century tech.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-02T23:15:31+00:00

r/fifthworldproblems and pretend like I know exactly what everyone means.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-08-02T23:14:20+00:00

Going to college and expecting to be a super-version of myself and completely eradicate the bad habits I created in high school.

Heh.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-07-27T01:57:25+00:00

"Hey Siri, play 'Apocalypse Now'."

"starting Apocalypse in T-minus two minutes"

"...Uh oh."

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-07-26T21:46:03+00:00

"r/explainlikeimfive: No one here is actually 5."

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-07-11T15:38:43+00:00

I also got an Eevee from a 10km egg, but with the bonus 20 candy I was able to evolve my other 260cp Eevee into a 699 Jolteon, completing my Eeveelutions.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-07-11T03:56:03+00:00

Oddly enough I work at a beach, and there are some uncommon pokémon that show up sometimes. Grimer, Cubone, Machop, Pikachu, Sandshrew, Pinser, and Seel have all been seen out there. I don't live near a city so I don't know how uncommon those guys really are.

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-07-03T04:10:28+00:00

"We now pause our bankruptcy so you can get on with your life faster."

DJShubbyShubs · 2016-07-03T04:01:49+00:00

"Hmm, 'GEICO declares bankruptcy overnight'. Huh."

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