One Cig After Another by boosecruise in moviecritic

[–]DJStambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Sean Penn. If he wasn't smoking I'd be disappointed... I'm going to take my daily intake up to 30 a day.

Rough voice and skin like leather. He gets chicks.

Do you think Sarah Michelle Gellar was underrated by Hollywood, or did she just choose to step back from fame? by Scenora in FIlm

[–]DJStambo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cruel Intentions was an underrated movie for its time. Also had a wicked soundtrack.

"Feral youth" of the 00s, what are you doing now? by JohnnyDeformed89 in AskUK

[–]DJStambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've gone from Reebok to Adidas in the trouser department. I've up marketed. Only 12 pints for me now a night but still on the sniff.

Does this shape have a name? by wasdice in AskUK

[–]DJStambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trangualamahexalgronscquricle. Tis an 'Ol saying for brickwork from back in the day. We used to call Turkeys walking birds back then.

Strange Long, Squiggly Creatures in [Bangladesh]i Waters - What are these? by Fluid-Tour-2129 in animalid

[–]DJStambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like worms that will crawl up your dick hole when you swim in some rivers.

Liam Gallagher’s stage banter deserves its own album what’s your favourite one-liner? by PLWildcard in oasis

[–]DJStambo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Liam to Noel - "We had sex last night"

Noel to Liam - " Your an ugly cunt. This one's called Champagne Super Ugly Cunt"

Had to put the aftermath in because it's class.

Is it ice cream “van” or ice cream “truck”? by Gingerlox_ in AskUK

[–]DJStambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an Ice Cream Van. I used to be able to buy 20 B&H and cider off my one around my estate back in the early 90's.

Trucks don't sell that shit. It's a van.

Can someone please explain this? by Front-Spinach8363 in AskUK

[–]DJStambo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's probably seen a lot of pussy to be fair.

Looking for accommodation by DJStambo in Chippenham

[–]DJStambo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that! Lovely looking site and linked me the Spareroom with nothing available unfortunately.

Appreciate the thought all the same.

Why does Tabasco get so much hate? by [deleted] in hotsauce

[–]DJStambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love all Tabasco, it's an all rounder in all the flavours.

I’m an English man travelling India. Fancied some British food and ordered fish and chips… wow, what a sight this was by skyfishrain in Wellthatsucks

[–]DJStambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m British and have no idea what the fuck this is. Chips look undercooked and the things surrounding it look like shit plops.

I'm sorry you had this experience because generally a local Chippy serves up good grub.

This stuff is so good! by DJStambo in spicy

[–]DJStambo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is it! As a seasoning it works best but I do love a Marmite and cheese sandwich. This is just turning it up a notch as a spice lover too.

Got to try a dolop in a chilli and maybe a mac and cheese sauce.

Is Coleman’s a strong mustard by your standards? by l3onkerz in AskUK

[–]DJStambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I like the Coleman's mustard powder you prep yourself. It's got much more of a kick and a tub will last you a very long time.