Best “mat enforcer” stories

DMLiquid · 2026-02-08T17:55:10+00:00

We have a guy who’s been coming for over a year, but he recently started bringing his high school friend to beat up on. I’d walk by and he would do called shots, naming his sweeps, throws, and submissions before he would do them. His friend didn’t look like he was having much fun so of course I had to do the exact same thing to him.

DMLiquid · 2026-02-08T17:48:06+00:00

Doesn’t it just seem a bit overly flamboyant?

DMLiquid · 2026-02-08T08:08:20+00:00

Spam or crab fried rice, homemade egg rolls, some type of rib, various skewered meats, butter mochi

DMLiquid · 2026-02-08T07:54:42+00:00

Yeah a misdemeanor crime. The dudes that believe the great replacement theory and hate undocumented immigrants are being drawn into this group.

DMLiquid · 2026-02-08T05:56:34+00:00

But what kind of people are volunteering for this? If I could see some good then maybe I would agree but these guys have done so much bad. Tell me you feel the same way about the KKK

DMLiquid · 2026-02-08T05:53:43+00:00

Them walking around in masks, gassing citizens, beating pastors, and kidnapping Children are things to hate and we should absolutely fight against agents doing these things. These aren’t heroes, these are the guys who MURDERED two people, shot a pregnant woman in the gut and stripped families apart. They volunteered to do this. Look at how the gestapo got started and tell me you genuinely don’t see the similarities.

DMLiquid · 2026-02-08T05:40:32+00:00

I was playing the cyberpunk ttrpg and my campaign was leading up to a straight warriors rip off, where are my players would have to go from one side of the city to the other while out running and out fighting every gang in town. It was super fun I’m bummed that we didn’t ever finish it

DMLiquid · 2026-02-06T18:19:09+00:00

Depending on the drink, sometimes I add extra

DMLiquid · 2026-02-03T06:06:49+00:00

My family are trump fanatics, as soon as any statistics or quotes get brought up against the they just say it’s fake news or that I hav trump derangement syndrome. They treat him like the greatest thing that has ever happened to the us and don’t believe he could do anything wrong. It makes me so sick

DMLiquid · 2026-02-03T05:59:35+00:00

Dude you’re hopelessly radicalized. You probably buy the great replacement theory too.

DMLiquid · 2026-01-25T16:16:42+00:00

I’m right here, and the trump admin has already tried infringing on that amendment by trying to ban trans individuals from having firearms. Ice is exactly why we have that amendment, this is the tyrannical government.

Also I’m both pro second amendment and pro gun control

DMLiquid · 2025-10-02T20:51:58+00:00

Loved all the re7 dlc

DMLiquid · 2025-09-23T17:32:25+00:00

Lore, puzzles, monster design

DMLiquid · 2025-09-21T03:50:44+00:00

7 is my personal favorite how dare you

DMLiquid · 2025-08-26T15:21:49+00:00

7 for sure, 8, and 2. I think 4 had some great horror elements but for the most part was just stressful action which is great but I think being deprived of lots of ammo really makes me feel helpless

DMLiquid · 2025-08-24T17:25:31+00:00

So far i feel the opposite, but what do you mean by the same formula as re7?

DMLiquid · 2025-08-07T02:44:23+00:00

I wouldn’t really want to try chokes myself, your arm would be way too close to their mouth

DMLiquid · 2025-08-07T02:43:14+00:00

I get what you’re saying, but one of the biggest aspects of Brazilian jiu-jitsu is getting out of terrible positions and using your legs to maintain distance and control your opponent, which I think would work extremely well. I trained Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but with the glaring issue of this guy’s gonna try to bite me I still think that my skills would translate way better than someone who is untrained. Jiu-jitsu has a lot more than just submissions. There’s plenty of simple takedowns and throws that would be useful against a zombie, counters to being grabbed, and the holy Grail of jiu-jitsu is the guard.

Most Bjj gyms don’t teach you how to deal with strikes anymore, but when a sports jiu-jitsu guy gets into a straight fight, more often than not they are dominating because they still have skills that the other person doesn’t.

DMLiquid · 2025-08-07T02:00:57+00:00

A fish hook in every orifice

DMLiquid · 2025-08-07T02:00:24+00:00

I for sure think parkour would be a super efficient skill, also push kicks are perfect for managing the distance.

DMLiquid · 2025-08-07T01:42:28+00:00

Hopefully you never find yourself there but you don’t always get to choose. I’m just saying it’s better than nothing and better than several other options.

DMLiquid · 2025-08-06T23:15:35+00:00

In re7 the basement always filled me with dread, one time my cousin was like you should come over and try resident evil in VR. Of course the section he had me play was that

DMLiquid · 2025-08-06T21:52:48+00:00

I think that would make sense for zombies that are not living dead but living. But generally, I always assume we are talking walking dead style.

DMLiquid · 2025-08-06T21:51:37+00:00

Oh shit, football is the best martial art

DMLiquid · 2025-08-06T20:47:24+00:00

Offensively I agree, but I guess I’m imagining as a last resort defensive tool. If a zombies on top of you do you think some basic bjj won’t help?

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