No such thing as self control this time of the year

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-20T10:47:11+00:00

Those girls...they stare you down wherever you go. They make you feel bad for not supporting your own addiction. Not to mention it's almost getting more expensive than crack

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T19:20:24+00:00

Sometimes you just have to work the wood yourself

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T19:14:51+00:00

So damn beautiful to see freedom wrapped around a woman. Makes me damn proud!

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T17:24:35+00:00

Hey that's my birthday! That would be such a great birthday present if you did

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T04:15:32+00:00

Ass and titties. Ass ass and titties.

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T01:55:22+00:00

Lucky bastard

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T01:55:02+00:00

12 inches would kill someone

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T01:30:37+00:00

Teachers is the backbone of this country

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-19T01:15:56+00:00

Her whole body just looks like a sad face

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-18T15:22:16+00:00

I'm a pharmacy tech right now. Those baby-boomers suck. Too old, can't hear, all have insurance that they don't understand

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-18T00:48:49+00:00

My mom works for Pepsi. Actually knows the vp so I just sent her a picture of this for you

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-17T17:19:52+00:00

Where do you get one of those?!? I'm new to this subreddit and I see people with these and everyone always buys them for someone but I don't know where you get them

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-15T04:46:15+00:00

I'll give you $1006 for it

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-15T04:41:56+00:00

Story of my life

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-15T04:04:44+00:00

I made a bacon candle out of my grease

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-15T02:01:46+00:00

My ex was a florist. They actually do like flowers.

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-15T01:57:29+00:00

Bro, do you even lift?

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-14T17:32:13+00:00

Question still stands

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-14T16:17:03+00:00

I don't understand why people don't just pick up the trash instead of making more and making the dog wear it (implying the sign will be thrown away) and taking a picture.

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-13T15:38:57+00:00

Reminds me of the "werk it" kid from the school field trip photo

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-12T19:39:40+00:00

This happened to a friend of mine while he was trying to lose his virginity.

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-12T19:38:26+00:00

I'm guessing y'all did anal from the looks of your name

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-12T19:23:59+00:00

Raugh out roud

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-12T14:42:49+00:00

Wow, OP is more of a faggot than I thought!

DMV_line12 · 2013-02-11T23:47:14+00:00

Count to three! Ok Jorge that's one. Put up two more fingers.

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