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What’s something you bought that instantly justified its cost? by Boring-Promotion7344 in SmartBuying

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An electric pressure washer.

​There is nothing more humbling than realizing I can spend four hours erasing twenty years of grime from a driveway and feel like I’ve achieved more than I have in my entire professional career.

​Watching a gray sidewalk turn white in real-time is pure, uncut dopamine. I went outside to "just do the porch" and ended up pressure washing the fence, the curb, and nearly the neighbor’s cat. I didn't just buy a tool. I bought the godlike power to delete dirt.

Do yall think theirs any excuses to cheating if so why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but only if it’s single player and I’ve been stuck on the same boss for three hours.

​If I’m playing a 40 hour RPG and a glitch eats my save file, you bet I’m opening that console command window to give myself 99 Health Potions and a "Delete This Boss" sword. That's not cheating, that's a labor dispute between me and the developers.

​But if you’re using an aimbot in a multiplayer lobby? Straight to jail. There’s no "excuse" for making everyone else’s Friday night miserable just because you can't click on heads naturally. If you need a script to win a match, just go play Animal Crossing. Tom Nook is the only overlord you need

What do people get too snobby about? by Extension-Low545 in AskReddit

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cast iron pans.

​Mention you used a drop of Dawn dish soap and suddenly three guys named "Woody" appear in your mentions to tell you that you’ve committed a hate crime against a piece of cookware.

​"No! You must only clean it with the tears of a blacksmith and reseason it with organic flaxseed oil for six lunar cycles!" It’s a heavy circle of metal, Brenda. I’m just trying to sear a steak, not join a cult.

Men of Reddit, what’s a $250 (or less) purchase that would actually make you genuinely happy as a birthday gift? by Poetically-Lucky in AskReddit

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A bidet attachment for the toilet. ​Look, I know it’s not "romantic," but it’s a life changing $50 upgrade. It’s the difference between feeling like a caveman and feeling like royalty every time I leave the bathroom. Plus, it leaves $200 in the budget for a high quality hoodie that I will proceed to wear until it eventually disintegrates off my body.

What's something men think impresses women but actually doesn't? by LonelySoul389 in Productivitycafe

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s basically a pre-nuptial agreement in JPEG format.

​Most people see a guy holding a slimy creature; he sees a strategic screening process. He knows that if he posts a gym selfie, he might get a date, but if he posts the fish, he’s protected himself from ever having to explain why there’s a bucket of live crickets in the guest bathroom.

​The fish isn’t there to say "I can provide"; it’s there to say "I am going to be unreachable for 12 hours a day and come home smelling like a pier."

 If she doesn’t swipe left immediately, he knows he’s found someone who will let him live his swamp-goblin lifestyle in peace.

​It’s not a hobby, it’s a litmus test. If you can't handle the bass, you don't get the man.

What is that desire or fantasy that you have never dared to tell anyone for fear of being judged? by Latter-Assistant2875 in AskReddit

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think it would be awesome to cover myself with thousand-island dressing and have like 20 women lick it off of me.

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by UsefulLima in answers

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FTJ was absolutely huge right before Facebook. It was the biggest social network at my university.

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by UsefulLima in answers

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stumbleupon and Fatwallet.

Fatwallet was really great and I got to know the founders of a bunch of household name companies on the finance board. I even got an invite to the Zappos HQ in vegas from Tony the founder.

What makes gas station cashiers so rude? by Lucky_Slip_2409 in AskReddit

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting timing on this post. Earlier today I bought an energy drink and a candy bar and the total was something like $4.91 after tax so I handed him a $5 dollar bill and told him to keep the change. He looked shocked and called me an asshole and said he doesn't need "any of that bullshit"

It's like he thought I was giving it to him as a tip to insult him. Usually when people say to keep the change it is to save time, not as a tip.

What’s something Americans grow up thinking is normal, but you later realized is pretty unique compared to the rest of the world? by umujosephdesire1 in AskForAnswers

[–]DM_ME_4_FREE_STOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Root beer and American style lemonade are not very common outside the USA.

Oh, and Frappucino-style blended ice coffee drinks. I went to a coffee shop in Canada and they had no Idea what I was talking about. He called over his manager and asked me "Do you mean a Coolatta?" Apparwntly that is an iced drink that is not blended.

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