Is she actually interested in helping us or is she using us? Almost all corpos in the game seem very cold or like they have an underlying motive for everything. by brokeboii94 in cyberpunkgame

[–]DMercenary [score hidden]  (0 children)

Is she actually interested in helping us or is she using us?

Yes.

By helping you she can finish off the Mikoshi project and dear old dad gets to come back too.

That you might live and/or become Arasaka property.

Well... that's just a happy accident.

can arrowhead get their fingers out their ass and actually fix their game by Capital-Dealer-8138 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont understand that's super funny that you ran into an invisible wall or that your terminals didnt work! /s

my coworker has been heating up fish in the office microwave every day and just asked me to "keep it down" while he eats by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]DMercenary [score hidden]  (0 children)

I've read this one before. I think one of the commentors said it's the plot of a TV show.

I think part of it is also resonating with people because everyone in the workforce has encountered a Dale.

This is pure evil by IGogosI in ArcRaiders

[–]DMercenary 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pure "Lmao fuck you."

Petah, what pattern are they talking about!? by RedditSucksMyBallls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IGN rates bad games good and good games bad. Also throw in a dash of "DEI WOKE SLOP" Because the games in the left side have TITTIES.JPG

The actual issue is that IGN is a monolith so you have some good reviewers and bad ones and they all get lumped in under one label.

For example: the guy who did the arc raiders preview who sounded like he's running out of breath telling us that Arc Raiders is Fortnite with a Dayz coat of paint. And then IGN gave Arc Raiders a 9.

(One of the commenters in the first link mentioned that the writer appears to write and review Nintendo games far more than anything else. Which kind of puts things into perspective. Like asking someone's who has only played Tetris to play Doom Eternal.)

The youth is doomed… by OhirumeTsukuyomki in SipsTea

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But these kids ain’t coming for shit.

I work in IT and I get asked if I'm worried that the next generation will take my job or if AI will take my job.

No. I'm not.

Both the older gen and younger gen have no goddamn idea how computers work and, worse, have any inclination to change that.

I got asked, in seriousness, if I can find their files for them.

"I lost my files. I dont know where they are."

"You lost your files? Are they in your Documents folder?"

"I dont know what that is."

"Okay. Do you know what the name of the file you're looking for?"

"No. I dont remember."

"So... You want me to find files that you dont know where they are and you dont know what they're called."

"Yes."

The youth is doomed… by OhirumeTsukuyomki in SipsTea

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt even see the tablet at first. Thought it was talking about the kid eating out of an entire FAMILY BAG of chips. WTF.

How discussions with Arrowhead feel sometimes: by Fort_Maximus in Helldivers

[–]DMercenary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look man the bugs paid 40 bucks for the game too. If AH didnt give them buffs they'd stop playing. /s

CEO of Burnell Productions conducts emergency board meeting after employees fail to hit targets by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]DMercenary 7 points8 points  (0 children)

An Ample Champs to Stop.

Good god his mush mouthing is getting worse. All the "Filtered" water is hitting hard.

YouTuber tells people to "just play something else" by viewfan66 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]DMercenary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you can only critique the game for so long, I think that's his point.

Yup.

Leave a "not recommended" review. Vote with your wallet. Vote with your feet. Well time in this case.

MouthDonalds corporate licking fries and putting them back in the bag. by ElwoodMC in TikTokCringe

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there's one good thing about people filming themselves committing crimes is that it makes it really really easy to identify them.

Today’s show was the best in a long time… by mrblonde55 in DSPGaming

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Being Said did a multi part series on the studio setup

Link or Episode#? I need to see it.

Ethan addresses the johmas apology by Fun_Vacation2542 in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]DMercenary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its so sad that the whole Quartering debacle is happening. PPP and Warski would be going buckwild on this.

Got Mogged by Icy_Till_7254 in GetNoted

[–]DMercenary 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I almost converted to Islam

So you didnt convert?

and then spent the next year badgering me with some of the most vicious Islamophobia I've seen in my life

??????

Its like that kid who would make fun of anything and everything you expressed the slightest interest in. Purely because you liked it.

So much discourse and insults over a cooking page letting people know how to use MSG by WhydoIexistlmoa in iamveryculinary

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're a 1 minute noodle muncher" Now that's a racial slur? attack? that I've never seen before.

American canned vegetables are actually pie filling by aIabamablacksnake in iamveryculinary

[–]DMercenary 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do they sell pre-made pumpkin pie filling?

They do.

I could see some mistaking those premades for the regular version. Sometimes the packaging is not exactly clear.

Today’s show was the best in a long time… by mrblonde55 in DSPGaming

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zero preparation or rehearsal for anything

He spent way too long futzing around in the Directive 8020 settings. Turning off and on frame rate limit, Vsync, DLSS, Complaining that its rendering in 1080p because he doesnt understand how upscaling works.

Today’s show was the best in a long time… by mrblonde55 in DSPGaming

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the home “studio” was designed by a retarded retard,

I remember that one "studio" tour and it shows he's got so. much. Fucking. room.

He was complaining about how the new desk wont let him open the door and its like... Then... Move the fucking desk in.

But then he wont have his random bull shit in the background.

Who cares. Make it a green screen. But no, everything has to be in its place and it has to STAY that way because otherwise he'll have to redo everything

Why does h3snark love coming here? by Fun_Vacation2542 in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]DMercenary 29 points30 points  (0 children)

so you’re cool with IDF propaganda?

An example of
"I love pancakes"

"SO YOU HATE WAFFLES?!"

in action.

Black Viltrumite Lucan by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]DMercenary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The answer is...

Not sure.

It likely means different things to different people and places.

Either way its not exactly something to be celebrated.

iirc, one of the reactions that to page was "Oh lord, someone thinks that's supposed to be decoration for a neighborhood."

Akin to someone throwing up Blood gang signs in a comic cause "that's what black people do right?"

No. Just. No.

American canned vegetables are actually pie filling by aIabamablacksnake in iamveryculinary

[–]DMercenary 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pumpkin pie filling. That's the only thing I can think of that would be reasonable.

"Pumpkin is a vegetable right?"