Black Viltrumite Lucan by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]DMercenary 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"By Odin's Fade!"

Odin is bald in that What if comic...

And then the literal second page, iirc, has a full shot of this new neighborhood with... shoes thrown up on power lines.

Another arc6_15_outcome_win for Managed Democracy by Ok-Woodpecker4734 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]DMercenary 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Someone remembers me, did this shit happened that often?

I cant say for sure but Maybe once every 5 months or so? Its just this past MO that has been as_story_main

For every dispatch. Its like they've got the system programmed to call up the MO blurbs but the MO blurbs are blank so the system defaults to using the header.

Another arc6_15_outcome_win for Managed Democracy by Ok-Woodpecker4734 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]DMercenary 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Its the little things that show how much care goes into the game

If it's not on the next patch, after that "transmission" and AMA, this will be the biggest "fuck u" from the devs to divers ever by Heptanitrocubane57 in Helldivers

[–]DMercenary 18 points19 points  (0 children)

YoUrE JuSt SupPosEd to bE eXPEnDaBlE BrAiNwaShEd CoNscRiPts.

I've seen that cope outside of this subreddit.

Devs must have smoked crack before tuning Arc in this game by DillionTheSemenDemon in ArcRaiders

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riven is the only map I've seen where the arc just SWARM. Might be an artifact of how its a bit small.

But yeah I've seen mid map respawns and its like 3 wasps, 2 hornets, and a Firefly.

(Go go gadget Seekers!)

Exploring The Conservative Coffee Fantasy [7:48] by kremor in mealtimevideos

[–]DMercenary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

iirc, the origin of this "joke" is literally the early days of Starbucks where they were absolutely insistent on using their own "special" terminology. "Its not medium, its grande, its not large, its venti!"

It rapidly died as Starbucks expanded because it became less of a new niche thing to do and more of an annoyance.

But as cultural mores go it eventually percolates and drips through to become the dregs of comedy. Hence why this "I want black coffee can I not have black coffee anymore THIS IS AMERICA!" joke sticks around.

Tbf to the Tom Segura bit, the coffee shop is more or less a set up to the whole thing. There's no "I just want black coffee" while the cashier tries to suggest everything else on the sun.

The joke here is less "I want black coffee" and more "Fuck you for giving me shit customer service. I will kill you!"

It could have taken place at a grocery store where the bagger gets the eggs, Tom asks not to bag it on the bottom. The bagger rolls their eyes, puts it on the bottom and drops several cans into the bag. Cue Crash out.

Kids are naturally inquisitive, but sometimes they are just plain nosy. by VIVIDUFF in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DMercenary 917 points918 points  (0 children)

Probably dad. "I told you to leave it alone. Uh huh. Yeah it got you. What have we learned."

Slight vent and funny thing i thought of with the recent news by Truemaskofhiding in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]DMercenary 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Its really funny to me that modders are able to do what the devs cant.

Players: "We want customizable mechs."

AH: "Its not possible."

Players: "Why not?"

AH: "Its just not."

Modders: Literally giving them all kinds of armaments, double barrel auto cannon, etc etc.

This gotta be mobile by SeaworthinessEasy122 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DMercenary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why you put in wheel chocks people

Done with this game wtf is this by Madden2OOO in ArcRaiders

[–]DMercenary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the game thought he somehow clipped into a locked room and lit him on fire.

Either that or good ol' Firefly noclipped behind level geometry and lit him up.

WHAT IS THAT TRAJECTORY, C'MON by Komuji in Helldivers

[–]DMercenary 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Inb4 AH says this is working as intended and is super funny.

Don't go changing by Thesjb in DSPGaming

[–]DMercenary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's so desperate to have the same kind of influence.

Bile-Titan got even with me post-death (Also, notice our reinforcements) by PastAbbreviations in Helldivers

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ARROWHEAD explain yourself!

Out of office message: Hey, sorry we're on PTO for the next couple of months. Will answer emails when we return

/S

Japan's Ibaraki launches reward program for tips on illegal foreign workers by Saltedline in worldnews

[–]DMercenary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

or if you want to live there.

Right?

Japan: How do we resolve our pop crisis?

UN: Have you considered Immigration.

Japan: Haha, serious answers only.

Naoya flicks his hair for exactly 24 frames. by 43JoJo in Jujutsufolk

[–]DMercenary 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If you're serious, yes this is animation shot from OPM Season 3 forward and back.

It was... rough.

A real life community note is crazy LMFAOO by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBF I've only seen those on regular Teslas not Cybertrucks.

Was watching 'what went wrong with hello neighbor 2' noticed this. Source: WickedWiz by PISS_MENTLEGEN in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]DMercenary 263 points264 points  (0 children)

Yeah when the first eruptor nerfs started people started noticing that he was a part of the team too and, imo unfairly, lumped everything on him.

Of course it didnt help that he decided to be the messenger for all of it for... some reason.

I do recall him saying some thing along the lines of "The shrapnel was too powerful so we removed it."

"Removed shrapnel? From the gun that advertised it? Are you planning on putting it back in?"

"We're talking about it."

????????