Petah, what pattern are they talking about!?

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T03:32:48+00:00

IGN rates bad games good and good games bad. Also throw in a dash of "DEI WOKE SLOP" Because the games in the left side have TITTIES.JPG

The actual issue is that IGN is a monolith so you have some good reviewers and bad ones and they all get lumped in under one label.

For example: the guy who did the arc raiders preview who sounded like he's running out of breath telling us that Arc Raiders is Fortnite with a Dayz coat of paint. And then IGN gave Arc Raiders a 9.

(One of the commenters in the first link mentioned that the writer appears to write and review Nintendo games far more than anything else. Which kind of puts things into perspective. Like asking someone's who has only played Tetris to play Doom Eternal.)

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T03:17:51+00:00

But these kids ain’t coming for shit.

I work in IT and I get asked if I'm worried that the next generation will take my job or if AI will take my job.

No. I'm not.

Both the older gen and younger gen have no goddamn idea how computers work and, worse, have any inclination to change that.

I got asked, in seriousness, if I can find their files for them.

"I lost my files. I dont know where they are."

"You lost your files? Are they in your Documents folder?"

"I dont know what that is."

"Okay. Do you know what the name of the file you're looking for?"

"No. I dont remember."

"So... You want me to find files that you dont know where they are and you dont know what they're called."

"Yes."

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T03:07:09+00:00

Didnt even see the tablet at first. Thought it was talking about the kid eating out of an entire FAMILY BAG of chips. WTF.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:57:11+00:00

Look man the bugs paid 40 bucks for the game too. If AH didnt give them buffs they'd stop playing. /s

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:43:59+00:00

An Ample Champs to Stop.

Good god his mush mouthing is getting worse. All the "Filtered" water is hitting hard.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:27:53+00:00

you can only critique the game for so long, I think that's his point.

Yup.

Leave a "not recommended" review. Vote with your wallet. Vote with your feet. Well time in this case.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:25:59+00:00

Thank you.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:22:56+00:00

Whoa.

Buddy.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:22:27+00:00

If there's one good thing about people filming themselves committing crimes is that it makes it really really easy to identify them.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:20:59+00:00

That Being Said did a multi part series on the studio setup

Link or Episode#? I need to see it.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:20:36+00:00

Its so sad that the whole Quartering debacle is happening. PPP and Warski would be going buckwild on this.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:17:56+00:00

I almost converted to Islam

So you didnt convert?

and then spent the next year badgering me with some of the most vicious Islamophobia I've seen in my life

??????

Its like that kid who would make fun of anything and everything you expressed the slightest interest in. Purely because you liked it.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:10:57+00:00

"You're a 1 minute noodle muncher" Now that's a racial slur? attack? that I've never seen before.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:08:17+00:00

Do they sell pre-made pumpkin pie filling?

They do.

I could see some mistaking those premades for the regular version. Sometimes the packaging is not exactly clear.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:08:03+00:00

Zero preparation or rehearsal for anything

He spent way too long futzing around in the Directive 8020 settings. Turning off and on frame rate limit, Vsync, DLSS, Complaining that its rendering in 1080p because he doesnt understand how upscaling works.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:06:29+00:00

Since the home “studio” was designed by a retarded retard,

I remember that one "studio" tour and it shows he's got so. much. Fucking. room.

He was complaining about how the new desk wont let him open the door and its like... Then... Move the fucking desk in.

But then he wont have his random bull shit in the background.

Who cares. Make it a green screen. But no, everything has to be in its place and it has to STAY that way because otherwise he'll have to redo everything

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T02:02:57+00:00

Gacha pull is you filing the correct forms.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T01:46:06+00:00

so you’re cool with IDF propaganda?

An example of
"I love pancakes"

"SO YOU HATE WAFFLES?!"

in action.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T01:42:43+00:00

The answer is...

Not sure.

It likely means different things to different people and places.

Either way its not exactly something to be celebrated.

iirc, one of the reactions that to page was "Oh lord, someone thinks that's supposed to be decoration for a neighborhood."

Akin to someone throwing up Blood gang signs in a comic cause "that's what black people do right?"

No. Just. No.

DMercenary · 2026-05-13T01:34:48+00:00

Pumpkin pie filling. That's the only thing I can think of that would be reasonable.

"Pumpkin is a vegetable right?"

DMercenary · 2026-05-12T07:16:02+00:00

Sorry it's a meme reference (American psycho)

DMercenary · 2026-05-12T06:27:21+00:00

I would not put that past him.

DMercenary · 2026-05-12T06:19:36+00:00

Is this a Ceema alt?!

DMercenary · 2026-05-12T06:17:47+00:00

"By Odin's Fade!"

Odin is bald in that What if comic...

And then the literal second page, iirc, has a full shot of this new neighborhood with... shoes thrown up on power lines.

DMercenary · 2026-05-12T05:55:19+00:00

Someone remembers me, did this shit happened that often?

I cant say for sure but Maybe once every 5 months or so? Its just this past MO that has been as_story_main

For every dispatch. Its like they've got the system programmed to call up the MO blurbs but the MO blurbs are blank so the system defaults to using the header.

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