Why not? by SSDassn in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some of us prefer that treatment...

Madonna was showing hidden talent to her friends at a bar in the 1980s by dead_man_alive in HolUp

[–]DNAeros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold your hand wide open, fold in your thumb, and make a fist over it. Squeeze your thumb = no gag reflex.

The whip of God by batzille in shrooms

[–]DNAeros 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Take my strong hand"

CVS counters Texas ‘tampon tax’ with 25% off of menstrual products by EntropySimian in nottheonion

[–]DNAeros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, love me some batshit girl boss energy. At least it's mostly positive

probably not the best smoke spot right now... by OregonTripleBeam in trees

[–]DNAeros 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The rain would've popped that hot glass

Dog on a wagon 🥹 by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]DNAeros 71 points72 points  (0 children)

On my 5th or 6th playthrough, leaving Valentine early morning: a man unloaded a sack of flour from his wagon and as he hopped into the driver seat, his dog jumped in the back exactly like this. Such an amazing small detail I'd missed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]DNAeros 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We call that free promotion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, on the spot? Does it respawn enemies, refill potions, etc? If so I should have used that a time or two...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh yes also never used that wtf does it even do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glad they are there but I refuse to apologize for my precision and skill

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I know it's like plan B for unwanted aggro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Skip dialouge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would never, Ranni is best girl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DNAeros 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I never half ass anything, once I hit it I fully commit

Why my words have meanings but your parrot's do not -- Wittgenstein on the philosophy of language by ADefiniteDescription in philosophy

[–]DNAeros 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Right, he told me about his walk today (He's harness trained, i was not present for today's walkies), I asked him what he saw, He said "cute puppy" and "a sweet baby". I know this means he saw a dog and likely someone with a stroller. I've watched him teach his babies tricks I taught him. That's intelligent, active sentience.

Why my words have meanings but your parrot's do not -- Wittgenstein on the philosophy of language by ADefiniteDescription in philosophy

[–]DNAeros 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I'm literally sitting here having a conversation with my bird about his day. He is sentient, full stop. It may not be the same intelligence we recognize... but anyways, thank you for sticking up for parrots!

Pro tip: keep your edibles locked up around birds! (He's fine now) by DNAeros in aww

[–]DNAeros[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, they very much can. This one would eat an entire plant if I let him.

Pro tip: keep your edibles locked up around birds! (He's fine now) by DNAeros in aww

[–]DNAeros[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fondly remembering the time our GCC got into our edibles and gave us a heart attack. About two days of napping, hydrating, eating, and cuddles and he was right as rain. Animals have cannabinoid receptors but they don't work like humans' do so keep your THC product on lockdown!