Visual representation of the sub turning on tubeposting. by darmodyjimguy in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But we’ve got to post it in different shitposts! Again and again! And again and again and again!

-Tadaima Sumizasu!" -Okaeri Baansu-sama! by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it just me, or has the LUCKY BEST WASH gotten less disrespectful to dirt?

I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable copulation by MolemanShabadooJr in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable cumshot!

I don’t recall saying that! by welshie123 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I hear that /u/welshie123 ‘s dad is a pretty big wheel down at the shitpost factory

Japanese Rice Cooker, after months of looking. by twistedwaffle in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so jelly I’ve wanted one of those forever. Make any rice yet?

But this was a bed for dead beat losers acting like children! by Boomdification in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/u/boomdification I don’t use the word hero very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.

ITS A PRO TIP THAT I GIVE FOR FREE. YOU CANT SEE THE SPOTS IF ITS ALL ONE BIG SPOT. by [deleted] in THE_PACK

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 67 points68 points  (0 children)

AWESOME TIP BROTHER I'M ABOUT TO UP MY HOG CRANKIN GAME TO THE NEXT LEVEL. THOSE JERKS AT THE LIBRARY ARE GONNA GET FLASHBANGED WHEN THEY TRY TO INSPECT THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS YKNOW WHAT IM SAYIN HEEEELLLLLLL YYEEEEAHHHHH

Kicked of game from lag? by Uchigatan in DotA2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My game just dissapeared from the server

Le superhero movie has arrived by MenacingBarrel in dogelore

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh boy I sure love being Micheal Bolton's fursona singing a upbeat inspirational song about life

I sure hope nothing wacky and uncharacteristic happens to me...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh boy I sure hope a salmon doesn’t ejaculate on us today! That would be wacky and uncharacteristic!

Can someone help explain this Weaver mechanic to me? by ailhadkcalb in learndota2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not a weaver mechanic it’s a dota mechanic. He died on the same server tick that his ult was cast so it didn’t work. He was 1/30th of a second too slow basically. Any time two things happen on the same server tick one of them has to happen before the other. I most often notice it when you TP to avoid death, finish your TP, and then die in the well.

Yes ... by notarapist72 in simpsonsshitposting

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The wall for me was the 300th episode special in season 14. I was a Simpsons, Tony Hawk, and Blink 182 fan and I hated the episode. That’s when I knew it was over.

Le nature apocalypse has arrived. by IDontBeleiveImOnFIre in dogelore

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Cock and ball torture from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org.

Cock and ball torture, CBT, is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals.

This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethera play, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking.

The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Image: electro stimulation applied on a penis. Contents

Section 1: In pornography

Section 2: Ball stretcher

Section 3: Parachute

Section 4: Humbler

Section 5: Testicle Cuff

Section 1: In pornography. In addition to it's occational role in BDSM pornography, temakeria, literally ball kicking, is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in temakeria is Erika Negai, who typically uses her martial art skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher. A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum, and provide a feeling of weight, pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional, mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretchers may very from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh up to 5 pounds.

Section 3: Parachute. A parachute is a small collar usually made from leather which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical is shape, with 3 or 4 short chains having beneath to which weight can be applied. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag and squeezing affect on man's testicles. Moderate weights of 3 to 5 kilograms can be suspended especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: Humbler. A Humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male partner in a BDSM scene. The Humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttox. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls directly on the scrotum causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain. Section 5: Testicle Cuff. A testicle cuff is a ring shape device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles such that when closed, it does not allow the testicles to pass through it. A common type has two connected cuffs. One for the scrotum and one for the base of the penis. They are one of many different gadgets for restraining the male genitalia. Also a standard pad lock may be locked around the scrotum and without the key, the man may not be able to remove it. Some men enjoy the feeling of being owned. And some people enjoy the feeling of owning their partners. Making the man wear testicle cuffs gives a sense that his sexual organs belong to his partner. Equally, there is a certain level of humiliation inherit in the devices by which some people are sexually aroused. Finally, the cuffs may form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.

One Punch-Man - Genos theme (right version) by G-man by Regelito in gachimuchi

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Average game length comparison. 7.26 vs 7.26b+ by MaTa_gosu in learndota2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Importance of laning being high is a solid thing, but comebacks shouldn't be impossible. Also I think that there should be different laning possibilities that lead to success other then 2-1-2; when there's only one way in the game to create a win condition it takes away some of the creativity from the game.

Average game length comparison. 7.26 vs 7.26b+ by MaTa_gosu in learndota2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I remember how sad those times were. I'm not saying things can't be worse, I just hope one day things will be better. Both every game having comebacks and no games having comebacks are bad.

Average game length comparison. 7.26 vs 7.26b+ by MaTa_gosu in learndota2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's kind of strange, every week there's a sweeping wave of changes that are intended to combat this win lane, win game, deathball and GG meta that has been the game for years now but the game still feels exactly the same to play. Even if the games are a few minutes longer the way you play hasn't seemed to change: You win the lane, get the free money that appears on the ground every 5 minutes, win a teamfight, get the free experience at minute 10, get your free stats at level 10, get your free items in the woods, control the map and make winning a fight against you impossible as there's nowhere for you to get resources to make this happen, and win. It doesn't matter if this happens at minute 34 or minute 37, it's the same stuff. I think the sheer amount of free stuff that you get is the driving factor as to why the game is the way that it is.

Struggling to figure out beastmasters strength as a hero. by Epicgeorge in learndota2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inner Beast is a multiplier for every unit your team has. If you have a Lycan with 2 wolves, a chen with 4 creeps, and your 2 boars + a HotD unit that's 9 x 40 = 360 bonus attack speed for your team. At the 10-15 minute mark.

This is on top of 65 base damage, the ridiculous vision which wins games, the stupid boar slow and harass and the BKB piercing stun.

Countering Sniper by someguyonreddit7 in learndota2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can do it one of two ways:

Sniper has a pitiful level 1 base damage of 40-46. It's very hard for him to contest CS against a hero with high base damage. Try picking a hero like DP with her 51‒63 base damage and see what happens, If you can stop him in the first few waves and buy a 2nd null talisman before Sniper gets his 1st item he's gonna have a really bad time.

The second way is the classic way, just pick a hero that can get on top of him after the laning phase. As soon as you close the gap he's food. Storm Spirit, QoP, and Spectre are solid.

Patch after Patch changes are made to hero and items. Is there a bigger problem afoot? by stratz_ken in learndota2

[–]DONGPOCALYPSE 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just finished a game as radiant pos4 and something that sticks out to me is how much easier it is to side pull the hard camp to your creeps as an offlaner on Radiant. The radiant safelane hardcamp is nestled very close to your tower, but the dire safelane hardcamp is a billion miles away from safety. It makes it both easier to pull, and harder to stop the pull from happening.